Another Terrible Joke - This time from YC!
A Canadian is having his "petit dejeuner" (coffee, croissants, bread,
butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a
American: "You Canadian folk eat the whole
(in a bad mood): "Of course."
American (after blowing a
don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a
container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
The American has a smirk on his face as the Canadian
silence. The American persists: "D'ya eat jelly with
Canadian: "Of course."
(cracking his gum
teeth and chuckling): "We don't. In the States we eat
fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in the
American: "Why of
course we do," he says with a big smirk.
what do you do
with the condoms once you've used them?"
throw them away, of
Canadian: "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United