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Spitfire - The Man, the Webmaster, The Overblord


1. full name: Spitfire
2. date of birth: August 5, 1979
4. hair color? Dirty Blonde
5. eye color? Green
6. height: 6'1
7. weight: 160 lbs
8. favorite toothpaste? Dirt and water (mud)
9. where do you live?: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada!!
10. school?: I'm done all that shit...Grade 12 and 2 years of post-secondary education in the IT field
11. sibs: One brother, Mat (18), one sister, Robyn (14)
12. nickname: Spitfire, Clay, Jew.
13. bf/gf? Today it is Dawn.
14. close friends: Dog Pound, soul_d, blue4130, kujo
15. funniest person you know? I have to say that Dog Pound and I share a very similar sense of humour and we have always thought each other were more funny than we probably are. soul_d is a hilarious guy once you get used to his dark humour :)
16. favorite shampoo/ conditioner? Whatever is sitting on the shelf when I take a shower
17. favorite perfume/cologne: Dog Pound has inspired me never to wear cologne because he usually pours a bottle over his head everyday when he gets up, then he comes over to my place and we have to fumigate the house later because it smells like him. Also, the fumes from his cologne killed one of my cats. This is all well and good (I mean he gets the ladies and all), but I'll go without.
18. do you make fun of people? Just black people.
19. whats your dream car? 1983 Gullwing Delorean, 1969 SS Chevelle, '65 Corvette...
20. piercings: I sat on a screw last night while trying to put the door panels back onto my car...so in a way...
21. favorite ice cream: Strawberry
22. favorite soda: Coca-Cola, except no others!
23. when is your bedtime? Weekdays I try and get to bed by 1:00AM, weekends 4:30AM (when the sun starts coming up)
24. favorite book: The Lord of the Rings Triligy (an old favorite of mine) :)
25. have you ever broken a bone?Dog Pound broke my foot a couple years back trying a wrestling move on me. A year later I jumped off of a bridge and landed on that same foot.
26. ever cheated on a test? Ooooooh yea....I once wrote most of my French final notes in extremely small print on a sticker and wrapped it around my pen to look like a design. The words were positioned so that when I held the pen I could read them and nobody could see :) I hated French class.
27. do you believe in love at first sight? I most definately do, its too bad so many other things get in the way, like husbands :)
28. do you consider yourself a hopeless romantic or blah romantic? At heart I am a real mushy guy when it comes to romance, I think its quite important
29. are you into PDAS? I hate that fucking expression 'PDAs'. Anyways, no I am not. Nothing pisses me off more than sitting there trying to talk to a guy while his girlfriend is undressing him and sucking his dick. Leave that stuff to the bedroom. Hugging and kissing is fine in public, but lets leave it at that...
30. pool or hot tubs? I never used to be a hot tub fan, too hot for me and it lowers your sperm count. I already have a hard enough time keeping track of where all my sperm is. Pools are cool, especially indoor ones.
31. thunderstorms- exciting or deadly? Extremely fun. If I were to die tomorrow I would want it to be in a horrible storm, honorably. :)
32. tall or short? Who? Me? I'm tall. I like my girls shorter than me or same height, but not taller. I just can't see myself looking up to a girl. Besides, if a girl was too much taller than me she'd be pretty monster freakishly tall :)
33. when was the last time you took a shower? Last night. I have showers at night because I don't want to get up early in the morning
34. do you have aol? I never have, but I have a collection of their free promotional floppy disquettes.
35. best feeling in the world: Young love (like highschool young), and hot teenage sex.
36. worst feeling in the world: Not being able to breathe. My worst fear of all time is drowning
37. if you could change one thing about the past what would it be? I live by a rule that there is no sense in regretting the past and that everything that doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. In fact, even if something DOES kill you it makes you stronger (remember Obi-Wan??). I honestly can't think of anything from my life that I would change now, or in the past. I'm happy where I am :)
38. do you have braces? nope, never have had.
39. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I suppose being the hotest fucking stud in the whole world wouldn't be too bad. Unfortunately hot guys never seem to be able to find decent girlfriends (decent as in have brains and care about more than looks - but this works the other way too).
40. who is your role model? I've had a few. My dad, Bruce Brotzel (a family friend), Grant Leung and Michael Hauser.
41. favorite fast food restaurant: McDonalds/California Subs (depending on how healthy I wanna be)
42. least favorite fast food place: Burger King / Subway
43. where did you go to elementary school? Aden Bowman / Walter Murray. Graduated from Bowman.
44. what is your most humiliating moment? When I pissed my pants in Kindergarden then tried to sneak out but got caught and all my friends saw me. Or was that in CST? No it was kindergarden..
45. guys, with or without hats? Ummmm. Caps are cool for being casual or working on the car to keep your hair oil-free...
46. favorite soundtrack: no idea
47. 1st thought when you wake up in the morning: "I wonder if I sleep in if I can just work late to make up for it?"
48. where do you see yourself in 10 years? Saskatoon, happily married, house with a big garage, and the dreamcars I listed above.
49. what religion are you? United. Tho I am not a very religious man
50. favorite number(s)? 3
51. do you like the phone or computer better? For talking, phone. For working out complex imbedding SQL queries, computer.
52. ever had an online relationship? Never, I'm too afraid that the girl would just turn out to be JayB or some other guy :)
53. when was the last party you went to? Probably Razor Kegfest 2000. I have been to a few get togethers since but not that register as a party. Well...Blue4130 had people at his house the night he left for BC a week ago but we really didn't know many of them.
54. when was the best party ever? I have had a fuck of a lot of parties at my house in the past. In Grade 10 I had a 'gettogether' where people showed up total for a total duration of 4 days constant. At one point I counted 72 pairs of shoes at my door, we had to cover my livingroom with garbage bags to place all the shoes. Other than that, I had a party a couple years back before I went into CST where I invited all of my friends, old and new that I still had contact. Most of them came (about 40) and it was a real blast seeing them all again.
55. most romantic thing ever done for you: Dog Pound gave me a teen burger for my birthday 4 years ago
56. high school nicknames: Clay and Chauncie (Chauncie was what my mother had wanted to name me but my dad talked her out of it. Thankx dad!)
57. boxers or briefs: Breifs. I know this goes against the whole sperm count idea I stated above....but my boys need a home!!
58. favorite teacher: Mr. Butler (Creative Writing/English 30)
59. least favorite teacher: Ohh what was her name...grade 11 algebra teacher...Mrs. Veale I believe it was. She was a grounchy female physed teacher teaches algebra...
60. favorite web site: rappablords!!
61. do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No. No dolls either.
62. 1 pillow or 2? As many as I can afford :)
63. is the glass half empty or half full? Half full...I try to remain optimistic...I get it from my mother. However when I'm frustrated I start getting very pescimistic, like my father (and JayB)
64. pets/names: Oreo the cat, Mickey the Chinchilla
65. do you get along with your parents? Almost always. I do now at least, but of course during high school we had our fights.
66. job: Programmer Analyst I - City of Saskatoon
67. hobbies: Antique Car Restoration, Webhosting
68. best advice ever given: Treat people how you would like to be treated, don't give the finger to guys that are bigger than you, and if you don't know how to get to candle lake, ask for directions in PA.
69. words/phrases you use to much: "Sweeeeet", "Fuck that shit" more
70. coolest experience(s): Dating three girls at once back in Grade 10, that fucking rocked.
71. scariest experience(s): Back in my rebel years (gr. 10), I used to like crawling under the Broadway bridge which spans the river our city is build around, and walked along the bottem part (the big arches). Once I tried this in the winter and slipped on a patch of ice. I slid halfway down one of the arches and came about 3 inches from the edge when I managed to dig my nails into the cement to stop me from falling a VERY long ways onto a river of solid ice. That was also the last time I ever tried to walk across the bottem of the bridge.
73. favorite summer activity: Camping, camping, camping, hiking, camping.
74. have you ever gone skinny dipping?: Only once, Emerald lake '98.
75. fave amusement park ride: Bumper cars!
76. special skills or talents: I play guitar, received a Grade 12 award for creative writing, and can type 90wpm!! I am also a decendant of Aquaman, which you probably would never know given my fear of drowning.
77. ever feel like you want to move out from your parents and live on your own: I have thought about it, but not because I don't like living at home, just because I think I am going to have to :)...within the next year anyway.
78. characteristics you look for in a boy/girl: My perfect girl has to have a great sense of humour, a remarkable wit, and have the least in common with me as possible. I couldn't date a girl I couldn't carry out a good conversation with, and having different interests/knowledge makes for some great conversations
79. favorite food: Subs / Tacos / Anything spicy and/or Mexican
80. least favorite food: Most italian dishes. I can handle spagettiti and pizza, but thats about it. I also hate eggs and mushrooms.
81. favorite vacation: Summer
82. favorite subject: ? School wise? I loved English (weird huh?) and creative writing. I never really worked hard at it but I liked it
83. ever wonder why men have nipples? To pee out of (old kids in the hall joke, sorry..).
84. favorite movies: Anything Monty Python, Gone is 60 seconds (not the new one - the original B Movie), Tremors (they are making a 3rd sequel!!) and various other classics.
85. favorite part of your face:my face? I dunno. I like my new glasses but they aren't really part of my face. I kinda like my skin 'cause I would look fucking dumb without it.
86. favorite tv shows: I watch Simpsons/Futurama/XFiles on Sunday and thats it.
87. do you feel comfortable totally naked? No. At Kelsey when I was in CST (Post Secondary) we went to the pool for physed class and JayB kept slapping my naked ass with towels while he held his penis in his hand and flapped in around yelling "THIS IS YOU!!". I have never recovered
88. favorite music: Pink Floyd / any classic rock
89. if you were stranded on a desert island and had food and water and other basic necessities, what two things would you bring along: Dawn and McDonalds
90. favorite animals: Cats. Dogs are good but only big ones and only if they have room to live hapily (acreage)
91. what are you most afraid of?: Losing touch with my friends and dieing a lonely old man
92. favorite day of the week: Friday. TIME TO PARTY!!
93. have you ever had a near death experience?:I guess you could call that almost falling off the bridge a near-death experience but not really. I also told soul_d his hat made him look gay once.
95. favorite things to wear: clothes?.
96. what part of yourself are you most self-conscious of?: my size. I have always been a very thin guy and people laugh when I say I wish I could put on a little more weight because they're like "I wish I weighed as much as you!". To me being thin is as bad as being obeise.
97. favorite part of the newspaper: Classifieds
98. would you rather do a math problem or write a poem?: Poetry any day
99. sex before or after marriage:Whenever your ready
100. pro-life or pro-choice: This is an abortion question right? I don't think I could answer that, I really don't have an opinion
101. ever tried drugs: Never.
102. do you drink?: I have never been drunk, and I never drank illegally (under 19yrs old). I am, and always have been, against drinking and driving and against underage drinkers, they're all idiots if you ask me. I did quite fine without it. Currently I'll have a drink here and there but not much, I'm always driving and I have no reason to weaken my senses and lighten my wallet.
103. ever had your heart broken?: Thats kinda a sappy question. How about have I ever been incredibly depressed because of something a girl did? Yeah.
104. are you happy with the way things are going right now in your life? 100%, things are finally starting to look up for me. In the first time in 3 years I'm actually making money instead of spending it (tuition).
105. favorite jelly belly flavor: Anything but black.
106. what is the most important thing in your life?: Friends
107. dominant hand: Right
108. favorite color?: Purple
110. parents' names?: Ken and Barb (honestly)
111. what do you want to be?: A happy man with good friends and a nice family who can look back in his past and be happy with that he has acomplished.
112. how many kids do you want to have? no more than 3, no less than 2
113. when do you want to get married? Definately not now...let me get some toys first :)
114. if you could meet one famous person, who would it be? Drew Barrymore (say what you will but I'm in love with that girl) :).
115. say one nice thing about the person that sent this thing to you: I can't remember who sent this to me because I just dug it up from a long time ago.

Spitfire