Jay B and I go back a very long way, long before the days of CST and
advent of today's modern techie wasteland known as the 'internet'. We were
both BBS junkies from back in the time when the best games out were
the BBS games "Studs"
and "The Pit", and North Village was the place to get pr0n, if you knew
the password "freon". Of course these glorious days are long gone and we
are both forced to express ourselves through our webpages. This interview
with Jay B really encases the true person he is.|
Thanks for coming out Jay, why don't you tell me a bit about your website,
ExtremeJerks and how it is to work with Larmal, your associate
No problem man. ExtremeJerks is all about keeping it real, mackin', Black
Cats, and bitching about anything and everything. As for Larmal, we all
know he's not really gay, but we've bugged him so long about it that he's
actually starting to act that way. Scary, really...
I see. Since EJ made its transfer onto the Bla-Bla network, many people
have accused Larmal and yourself of being 'Sell-Outs'. How do you feel
about these acusations?
They are very, very true. We have 'sold out' and I couldn't be more
ashamed of it. In fact, I have no idea why people even come to our site
anymore. I mean, it takes half an hour just to load the first page. The
only reason we have to have the stupid front page is because we can't
figure out how auto-load a main php page, so it has to be in html, you
know how it is...
Actually its quite easy to do...
Hey! I don't come over to where you work and slap the dick outta your
True enough. Do you have any hobbies or favorite pasttimes besides upkeep
I like to masturbate to pictures of little boys and take advantage of my
??? Are you kidding?
no. I am not. For the first time in my life I am finally coming to terms
with my flaming homosexuality and beastialic tendancies. I urge all
readers of EJ to forget about our site as the content is ill-natured,
inapropriate and just all around bad. Please forgive me for creating such
an abomination of meaningless waste.
I will forgive you but only if you acknowledge that Rappablords is and
always will be king
Rappablords is king. EVERYBODY LISTEN UP, THE EJ <-> RAPPABLORDS WAR IS
OVER. I hereby submit our surrender
Are you sure you want to do that? I mean, I must say this is a little
unexpected and quite frankly, people may think this is just a joke I made
up for my own personal gain
No no no, it's nothing like that. This has been coming for a long time. I
recognize your superior webmastering abilities and the fact that
rappablords is an all-around better site. You should be proud
Hey, what are you doing? Get your hands off of my crotch
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alive or deceased. Any similarities between characters depicted in this
interview and real persons is purely coincidental.