Audiophile, remember the days, you used to ride that canadian tire,
redlight
special, nishiki bike of yours? I do, and boy what a thing. I remember
you
cruising at a steady 10km/h thinking you were the best! Then you'd pull
up to
your luxury palace, not worrying of course about being told to cut the
lawn,
cuz u had the rare treat of having rocks for a front lawn. Man you guys
had to
have been the envy of the whole neighborhood! You audiophile, were
king!
Remember that time audiophile, when you were playing games with all the
other
kids, and you almost broke the prettiest girl in class in half? I do, and
boy
you were thinking that you were the best! The envy of every kid
there!
HEY audiophile! Remember that time you came to my house, and I went and
got
you a drink. I came back down, with a drink, and you were kinda weary
about
drinking it, due to it's warmth, and "interesting" smell. You sucked it
back
and got sick right away? I swore to you it was stuff we had
upstairs.....well
I took a picture of myself, before I gave you the drink, and well, this is
what
you drank...