Dog Pound, is that you? MAN long time no see. How's the hot dog stand
anyway? Fuck man you used to make the BEST hot dogs in Dundurn. I'm so
cleaned up on the competition. Ritz over at Jurassic Wiener didn't make
dog's NEARLY as good as yours. MAN the Dog Pound stand was always the best
town. HAHA I always liked how you'd ask people what condiments they like
rapping the question.... HAHA I though it was so funny, you always sounded
stupid. Oh where's your partner in crime anyway?..... His name was Cletis
right? HAHA I heard Cletis got thrown in Jail for killing some guy by
Hot Dog down his throat cuz he was mad you didn't give him 2 jurassic
relish on his double dino dog. Oh man those were good times. Man you
are a good business man, remember that time you rented that bullhorn and
rapping some song about how your wieners were bigger than Ritz's.
Hey buddy I hope you've found a better place to stay rather than that
shelter you were at b4.
Do you remember that little retard that used to
the 3 wheeler bike with the flag on the back and the radio that played
Michael Jackson hits... What was his name... Mortimer right? HAHA that kid
one fucked up little sped, but he loved you to death.
Oh man, then there
that Veronica chick that always sat in the fucking tub smoking up, she had
crush on you too, I remember she would always take out her dentures and
them at you when you didn't pay attention to her