Nov 21, 2002 - It's NOT HARROWEEN?!?

Spitfire


WHAT?!? It's NOT Harroween anymore? I don't know what soul_d is smoking over at the new Demoni.ca....well actually I do, but he should be advised that the cool thing to do these days is to kick back and not update webpages. I'm just telling it like it is. HOWEVER, I have a considerable incentive for updating today and it has nothing to do with those folks over there.

First off - I've had a few people point out that my site sucks. Not only does the layout suck and not work properly, but apparently it occasionally looks like trash in Opera and certain versions of Mozilla. Also, most of the links on the left sidebar are broken and have not been updated since some time in the year 2000 (hence the Pike Lake 2000 link), all of the downloads have dissapeared except the last few, and the BBS is broken. I don't refute any of these claims. Truth is - it's probably not going to be fixed soon either. But keep sending in your complaints anyways, because its always entertaining.

Well well well, I didn't think I would ever see the day when Doc Razor updated his page. Not only that, but it isn't some sort of annoying trick. Well...maybe it is. Yeah it is - but it's useful! Check it out and find out yet another reason why you shouldn't use IE (unit3 should like this).

Excuse the picture on the right, but I snapped this one day when I kicked down audiophile's door, and I haven't been able to get the picture out of my mind since. In addition to that, and in appreciation of great camel toes everywhere I present you with this, and this.

Nothing could follow those better than a music video for the Dildo Song. What? You haven't heard of the Dildo Song before? Well - you'd better download it quick!. And no, its not some sort of elaborate scheme to make you view jap bukake. Sorry JayB.

In other 'RBlords community' news:

You know what? I don't talk about myself on this site anymore. I'm sure all you readers out there are wondering "What the FUCK is Clayton up to, and why has he been such a dick lately?". Well, for starters, my current 'winter beater', the bluesmobile, has been giving me problems the past couple weeks. This is partially due to sucky gear reduction starters on 70s Chrysler products, and partially because I went offroading with it and bent the exhaust pipe all to shit. The former is my biggest problem - sometimes the starter just decides not to engage and I spend 10 minutes trying over and over until it does. Fuckin' whitey car, needs a spark-plug! Anyways, I'm I'm left thinking to myself - WHY AM I DRIVING THIS CAR WHEN DOG POUND GETS A NEW TRUCK?!? I HATE HIM SOOOO MUCH!! Haha just kidding, he's alright. *SMASH*

Other than that I'm enjoying the glorious life of being a homeowner - high energy costs (leaving my burner on for two days doesn't help), roof repairs, local kids spraypainting my friend's nice car which is parked for the winter in my backyard...all that regular stuff. Oh yeah, and having no extra money - thats nice too! Anyone want to move in with me? The catch is that you have to share a bed with me. Mel??


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Click on the links under the picture on the left to find out why its a bad idea to drive through large puddles! I especially like how everyone is just standing around watching instead of helping the lady get out of her car! This must be american! Speaking of Americans, I heard on the radio last week that they oncovered a tape that supposedly has Bin Ladin's voice on it, revealing that he is still alive. In other words, the search to destroy Bin Ladin continues, however I think know why they can't find him.

Oh well - they can keep looking. And in the meantime we can all sit around and wonder what it would be like if you were there, at the WTC attack, with a high powered dual-laser gun. But hey! Wonder no more! Just click here for a simulation!

Sweet...it's nice to offload some of these piles of content - I have tons more garbage where that came from, but you'll have to wait for another day because right now I'm spent. Oh but wait just a minute - I do have more. And I have saved the best for last. Yes that's right folks - have you ever wanted to know exactly which playmate was in Playboy magazine the month of your birth? Unless you're 50 years old or more, now you can find out! Just go here. That should keep you busy for awhile!

And now - I'm going for lunch.

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