|Sep 29, 2000|
Last day of the month and I'm sure you are all just wondering what
exciting news I have for you. Well, wait no more because the Volare
pictures are here. I am even thinking of starting to make a Super-Volare
series of comics which would appear daily. Watch out for that!
Something seems to be wrong with Mel
lately, she has updated her site 2 days in
a row. So everybody should go drop on by
and let her know if you masturbate or not, 'cause that seems to be on her
YC has been bugging me a lot lately about needing some porno, and being
the smart man I am, I know it is best to please his wishes. As a result I
present to you the girl on the right. Click the 6 pictures for different
shots, but be careful! Some of them contain adult content!!|
Oh and about those Volare pictures that I have, they will be up
tomorrow. HA! Had you going there didn't I? Don't worry, it's all very
much worth it. Right now I am trying to get ahold of Larmal and see if he will pose
for me in front of the car while givin it to some black dude.
I have been getting quite a bit of responses on my request for content
lately, I'm quite impressed. Soul_d
sent me this 40 meg Britney
Spears video, YC sent
me some handy info on world laws and
regulations, and an top
of all that, I am expecting some articles coming in the near future as
|Sep 27, 2000|
Damnit, I totally forgot to throw together an update earlier this evening
so here I am at 11:30PM wanting to go to bed but knowing that if I don't
update now, I will have everybody harping on me (everybody meaning my 2
avid readers). Good news is it sounds like there are some articles in the
making for the site in the near future...
anyone? Hahahahaha...ok bad joke.
I allowed Blue4130 to borrow my
super-volare today and he didn't appreciate the experience as well as he
should of. I received various emails throughout the day including such
negative phrases as "That car is not safe" and "I'm never going to borrow
this car again". Oh well, his loss I guess :) On the topic of the
super volare, I know I totally promised pictures of it today but I
forgot to scan them so I will bring them to work tomorrow and scan
them. Can you do any less???
You know I was just thinking about how many people come to visit my site
(more than 5, less than 100) on a regular basis and I have to chuckle. I
mean, this ugly site was designed as a small project to keep myself
entertaining during boring classes at school, and now its still going, 6
months strong. This is why I have been considering re-vamping the site
into something a little more professional than my manually edited html-php
high-maintenance version. Only problem is I lack the basic skillz it takes
to make this happen. Perhaps one day I will give it a shot but until then
I guess you will all have to suffer.
Time for bed. So tired. Watch for some kick ass pix of the super-volare
tomorrow, and don't forget to post on the Discussion Board
(which everyone seems to have forgotten about)
|Sep 26, 2000|
Sheesh, I gotta get off my ass and scan some pictures of my sweet Volare
before I forget about them...
I just realized that I forgot to mention YCs party in yesterdays update,
although Razor and JayB have already talked about
it...in short the party was a concise conglomeration of all that is true
and wise in the eyes of our lord, Larmal, and all those who follow his
lead as shepherd of an idealistic religion of glutony and homosexuality
known as 'EJDOM'. If you have no idea what I am talking about, perhaps you
should ignore this paragraph.
Mad Pr0pz to mrp who didn't read the
Blue4130 is borrowing my Super
Volare today, I hope he treats it nice or I may be out of a $100 super-car
(they aren't easy to come by). On the topic of the Super-Volare, I
should/will have pictures of it up tomorrow for all of you who have not
yet had the privilige of seeing it.
Sick of stupid, pointless videos
yet? How about Terrible Jokes?
You know, I think its time to mention the fact that it has been a long,
long time since anyone has sent me anything to put up on the site. Dog Pound has been rather
quiet lately, Audiophile has
been begging for me to worship him on the site, and even YC has been avoiding the
topic of writing an article for me. Whats with you guys??? I will leave
tonight with a comment I found in my mailbox this morning by the
all-knowing soul_d. Perhaps you could
learn a lesson from it:
"So I get this letter in the mail simply addresed: 'Are you the One?'
And I'm like, 'yeah,' so I open it and it's like 'One in six people have
MS, are you the one?' and I was like 'AHH!!'"
|Sep 25, 2000|
Hey y'all, another Monday and winter is just around the corner...
Dr. Razor did a great job of
filling in for me this weekend, and perhaps we will see him return. It's
nice to be able to take a short rest (even though I don't normally update
My short movie review of the month will be big Mel Gibson flick of the
Keeping the tradition of past Gibson films, The Patriot is a long,
winding epic centered around Mel saving the free world with just a sword
and a small army of loyal men. This movie contains no nudity, sex, or even
a hint of bad language. However, for you men out there, what the movie
lacks in nudity it makes up easily in Gore. The movie does not go on for
more than 10 minutes at anytime without a head being chopped off, a leg
being severed, or a town full of people burned within a church.
The plot was good, and the action was good, and this alone made the movie
a must-see. Be warned that the epic is around 2 1/2 hours long, but that 2
1/2 hours are promised to be jam-packed with bloody war action! Watch
closely and you may even pick up a sliver of American
Our news links for today brings us all the way over to the CRA-Z country
of France, where a small town mayor has issued a municipal decree
declaring it illegal for anyone to die within his town. Read more here.
Thats it for the update today kiddies, off to bed for me...
|Sep 24, 2000|
Hey all, Doc Razor here. Sorry bout the late update today but I was in the hospital due to the tremendous agony I’ve been in for the last few days. It was so bad I had to miss YC’s bash. I hear it was a pretty good party, maybe Spitfire will give us all the details tomorrow...
Anyway, ya know what one of the problems with the Internet is?
Because there is SO MUCH information available when it comes to entertainment, you hear about all of the movies that may or may not be coming out for the next few years. If something sounds cool you still have to wait a LONG time for it, it can be very frustrating…
Case in point, I found out today that they are in the process of shooting the Lord of the Rings trilogy. If you haven’t read the books, you’ve either been living on a desert island all your life, or you’re not really the nerd you’re pretending to be.
Anyway, it turns out the release date for the first movie in the trilogy isn’t until Christmas 2001, with each sequel to be released on the next 2 following Christmas days. If you’ve got the patience to wait over a year, check out lordoftherings.com for all the details.
Another movie that a lot of nerds just can’t wait for is the new live-action Spiderman movie. The script was apparently done by James Cameron (Terminator, Titanic, etc.), but shooting doesn’t start till January 2001, with a release date of May 2002.
Some other upcoming sequels you nerds may find interesting include The Matrix II and III, Heavy Metal 2000, Blade II, and of course Star Wars Episode II. Just punch the title into your favorite search engine and watch the rumors fly.
Speaking of movies, if you liked the movie Coyote Ugly (and what heterosexual male didn’t? as long as you were really drunk, turned the sound off, and blasted some Slipknot on your stereo), you’ll love...
Ok, ok, I know today’s update was kinda lame but I’m still in pain so fuck off.
|Sep 23, 2000|
Oh yeah, I guess I don't have to do this here...Is there a doctor in the house?
YES THERE IS!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Doctor Razor is IN DA'
That's right! I'm gonna be doing some of the updates around here on the main page. What does that mean for you the reader? uhhh…probably not much, but at least you nerds who have no life will be able to read Rblords 7 days a week…
I rented the video game Crazy Taxi last weekend. I think I have a
chance to make it rich big time. I'm gonna sue SEGA for the use of my
likeness in this video game. The character B.D.Joe is an exact replica of
me in every way. He looks and talks exactly like me. Have a look for yourself:
Look! It's Me!
As a matter of fact, if you look at all the drivers in the game, they look almost identical to all of the Rblords staff. The resemblances are uncanny:
clip is brought to you by the letter 'S'. Remember when you were a kid
and and you'd watch Sesame Street and they'd always have those grown-up
stars interact with the muppets, but you really had no idea who the hell
was. Now that you're an adult, you actually know who the guest star's are, but you don't watch it anymore….
This is a clip of Ben Stiller on Sesame Street. This is funny on so many levels it's a must see. It also teaches one of the most valuable lessons one could teach kids, "NEVER, EVER, dress up like cheese during lunchtime!!!"
There's something about cheese...
Now usually, when I do an update on my page, I end it
with a quote from
the master of wisdom, Jack Handey, and occasionally a Joke of the
Day. Just because I'm a link whore, I'm going to finish this update on my page.
|Sep 20, 2000|
Note to Mel: ||The drugs I was smoking are very
expensive and rare and found only in certain parts of the brazilian
forests. You can not have any. However, I concur
that YC shall become president.|
I think I finally fixed the Volare (again), it seems that the little light
inside the glove box was remaining on even when the glove box was closed
(it doesn't really close all the way) so I put a whole shitload of tape
all over the little button that makes the light turn on. I know, I know, I
could've just taken the lightbulb out, but I hadn't thought of that until
I put all that tape on and damned if I'm gonna admit that I'm
wrong...because I'm not.
Unit3 has graced us with another terrible joke today. I don't know why
I announce these anymore, but now you know anyway...
Click for Music
The other day while I was at work I came across a copy of The Enquirer or some
crap magazine like that which was featuring the worst picture I have ever
seen of Madonna. It looked like the veins on her hands were about to burst
through her skin, her face was all wrinkled and....ugh it was
terrible. This helped remind me that Madonna is old and that:|
- Modern video editing and image manipulation techniques have reached
the remarkable stage of being able to make you look 160 years younger.
- The Enquirer is damn good at taking terrible pictures of anyone.
- I am really hungry and am going to go for lunch now
Well, Dr. Razor informed me today
that he is going to be taking over the updates this weekend so watch
out! If the site is slow during this time, it is probably due to the huge
number of hits he will be attracting.
|Sep 19, 2000|
About a week ago I sat down with Dog Pound over a hearty meal
of steak and fine ale and discussed the current state of kids in this day
and age. As Dog Pound is
currently upgrading some classes at a local highschool he has to live with
these degenerates on a day to day basis. All this talk came around to the
conclusion that "Kids these days don't give a shit about anything". Its
true...I even remember in my graduating year of highschool, my English
teacher telling me that our year was the last year of kids who actually
gave a shit. At the time this confused me, but it all makes sense
Take for example the recent teachers strike in my humble city of
Saskatoon. All highschool teachers were refusing to teach or supervise any
extra-curicular activities (Dances, sports, Welcome week, etc). Apparently
in support of the teachers, a number of students got together and began
'protesting' not far from where I work. I use the word 'protesting'
loosely because although a handful of them (the ones that knew how
to write) were
holding up brightly colored signs, 80% of them were just skateboarding and
railsliding down the old war memorial and destroying parts of our
downtown. And these were kids from Aden Bowman and Holy Cross, Saskatoon's
apparent 'geek school' and a Catholic school, respectively. Over on the
west side, students became tired and simply laid out in the middle of the
road and stabbed each other with large, blunt instruments (a popular
west-side lunch activity,
normally supervised by the teachers) while the teachers locked them out of
the school. Later the police would remove them. I wonder what happens
when the teachers in New York city go on strike?
Anyways, the reason I was reminded of this was because yesterday Jay B of EJ wrote a very good article on the subject which I found to
be very informative, vulgar, and true. I suggest all of you should read it as it really sums up the way things are here
in good ol' Saskatoon and across North America I am sure.
Thats enough complaining for today, I must apologize. What am I, an EJ writer??
Dog Pound put his add back
in the paper
Today we have a rather hilarious addition to Unit3s Terrible Joke collection. I suggest you
all check it out.
Man, I just realized that a whole whack of mail which has been coming
IN to any of the rblords email accounts has been all messed up and
undelivered. For some reason oden was freaking out and not delivering any
of the mail, but I seem to have it fixed now and I'm sorry if any of you
using the rblords email service suffered any loss. I will be sure to
compensate you with a kick in the groin if you complain.
|Sep 18, 2000|
Back from a long weekend (for me) and back into updating for the
greatest website that ever existed...
My super-volare was almost healed this weekend, as I replaced the
alternator and battery clamps on the car, bringing the entire
project to a total investment of $117. I was quite happy to see that
the car was actually starting fairly regularily until tonight, when
I discovered the battery to be dead once again. This angers me deaply
although I suspect it to be none other than a bad regulator. I guess
we shall see. I also put some groovy mags on it. Tomorrow my pictures
should be developed and you can all see pictures of this car which I
know you have been desperately waiting for...
Dog Pound has sent in
some more unbelievable content for rblords, this time in the form of
a song by none
other than Hulk
Hogan himself. Thats right, not only is he the most popular
pro-wrestler in the world, but also a great singer! This song rocked
the charts all over north america and great britain for 3 concecutive
weeks, only to eventually be beaten out by Mr.T's hit "Treat Yo' Momma Right".
I checked my mail today for the first time since Thursday night and
discovered 100 messages sent to me by members of the DMC2 mailing list
(for the new Delorean). I almost forgot that I had joined this list
back around December last year, but it has finally livened up. Turns
out there is finally some info out
about the new car. Not much. I have heard the words 'affordable',
'unique lightweight carbon-fiber design' and '1250HP engine' being
tossed around. Interesting. Originally it was said that this car would
cost no more than $29'000 US, but for now all you can do is buy one of
the fancy $3000 watches. We'll see if ol' John Z. Delorean can do it
"Research by Arvalea Nelson indicates that consistently orgasmic women
tend to describe themselves as contented, good-natured, insightful,
self-confident, independent, realistic, strong, capable, and
understanding while non-orgasmic women tend to describe themselves as
bitter, despondent, dissatisfied, distrustful, fussy, immature,
inhibited, prejudiced, and sulky"|
I'm sure a lot of "non-orgasmic women" freely describe themselves this
In other news, The SDB
Server has officially released a new section to their
ever-expanding webpage, SDB
When is Razor going to take over
|Sep 14, 2000|
First off today I must apologize for yesterdays pornography. It is not my
intention to turn this site into a chauvinistic display of free
pornography. As I have mentioned before, Rappablords is a family site and
is geared towards all audiences, especially children. In my last defense,
YC made me do it.
I would like to take a minute to congragulate the Foo Fighters and
Brian May for a job well done covering an old Pink Floyd song
titled "Have a Cigar". I heard this song playing the other day at the
music store and recognized the lyrics, so I downloaded it at home (after
buying the cd, of course) and listened to the whole thing. It can be found
on the MI2
soundtrack. I don't remember hearing the song anywhere in the movie but
hey, look at the Blair Witch Soundtrack and tell me if any of those
songs were in the movie :)
Anyways I'm off-topic, download the new "Have a Cigar" here.
Some Crayon Colors
that never made it
Did I already post this
link? If I did, its time you visited the page again as its one of the
best on the net.
Man did I ever get bitched out from Unit3 and soul_d about yesterdays
pornographic update. Apparently they are homosexual (FAG ASSs) and do
not appreciate pictures of female nudity on my webpage. As a result
(as this accounts for 50% of my viewing audience), all future
front-page nudity will be cencored with gay little stars (see
Oh yeah, and my bandwidth seems to be back. Wahoo!
|Sep 13, 2000|
PORNO PORNO PORNO
These are placed here solely for the purpose of giving YC a new desktop
For those out there who are interested in emulators, Emulators Inc. has
developed a Macintosh
emulator for the PC that supposedly runs the majority (90%) of Mac software out there at a
decent speed. This emulator was demonstrated at Comdex this year as well
as MACWorld2000, and is compatible with Mac OS 8, apparently rivaling the
speed of a G3 based Macintosh on a high-end pentium system. You can download the
demo to try it out...
This is an old link, but I thought I'd post it anyway...everybody
loves Tom Arnold, don't they? Well...he's looking for a wife and that
wife could be you! Make sure to get your applications in to Marry Tom
by April or you might miss your chance.
Last but not least, Audiophile
has returned to the online world and has sent me a short but sweet article
involving nothing other than his favorite past time, hobby, and job: X-TREME BASS.
You may have noticed that Mr.T
was down for about a week while Unit3 relocated his appartment to
Saskatoon from Regina (is was really heavy), but rest assured that it
is now back
Also, Saul and Sanjay Bahir have
Red. If you don't know what this is, I suggest you get over to
SDB Yellow and read some of the updates before you venture
onward. Oh yeah, and if you are
easily offended by pornographic or disturbing material, you'd better
stick with the
Network bandwidth seems to have cleared up tonight, and I forgot to
call my ISP to complain so perhaps I won't have to afterall. We'll
have to see if it lasts...
|Sep 12, 2000|
I know, I know, another late update. I hate doing it this way because Razor stays up all night clicking
refresh to read my update. I didn't realize that anybody actually relied
on my site that heavily so from now on I'll try and shape up (yeah
It has been rather cold outside lately, and I don't like that one bit. I
awoke this morning to find it very cold in the house, and proceeded
upstairs to check to temperature. When I saw that it was 19C and all the
windows were open and the front door was wide open I wondered why nobody
else around the house seemed to think is was cold. Probably because they
are all undead zombies and have no feeling in their skin. Either way it
was damn cold and thats no way to start out the day...
Blue '85 VW Golf for
Only used 1st gear and reverse, never driven hard.
Original tires, brakes, fuel and oil.
I never watch golf, but I managed to catch a few seconds on TV the other
day of the Canadian Open where Tiger Woods of course kicked
everybody else's ass. Watching this guy play golf is amazing even if you
don't like the sport...the pure fact that he hit the ball out of a huge
sand trap - across a wide stream and directly onto the green from 218
yards away (using a 6-iron). This guy is a freaking robot. Needless to say
the fact that he wins all the time is mostly attributed to the fact of how
flawlessly consistant he is, more than his killer shots. Oh yeah, and he
also nailed some kid in the head with a ball and then shook the kids hand
and gave him a free ball. The ball deflected of the kids head and
landed right on the green. Now THATS golf...
Anyhow, enough chit-chat and on to some serious content.
I have a video for you. It is an educational video that you all should
watch, just so that you know never to try this on your own. For some
reason, when I first saw this video I immediately thought of
YC. Anyways, this is a story about what
happens when you try and piss
off a cop who's had a bad day.
Busy busy busy work today, I have to jet. I've been fooling around with Adobe
Photoshop lately but I realized I am a complete retard and can't make
anything cool. You see, aparently (and it says this in the help) the
program was designed for people with artistic talent that wanted a way to
bring that talent into the 'computer world'. This is just no good for me,
as I'm still waiting for a program that will just make cool pictures for
me without me having to do anything but look at it and eat doughnuts while
re-configuring my linux kernel in my underwear on a cold Sunday evening. I
am a special kind of guy who needs very SPECIALized software...
|Sep 11, 2000|
I went on an adventure with my
Volare on Friday, but unfortunately it didn't make it home...after
about a 1/2 hour of intense offroading the rear-drivers side tire was
flat. Actually, it was probably flat for awhile before I noticed
but hey, Super Volare. I finally got it home today after searching all
weekend for a tire on a rim with a Dodge bolt pattern. Stupid
I don't know if anyone can even read this update as my network bandwidth
has been terrible this weekend. I have had numerous people report to me
that they couldn't even get my page to load because it kept timing out on
them. It looks like my ISP has been 'upgrading' lately, as all of the
server addresses changed for the first time since I signed up. Either
way,m I hope this clears up because my upstream is nearly
Old people don't like
For all of you who can still see this page, or for when it all clears up,
I have an mp3 for you to listen too. This mp3 is not illegal, nor is it
music, but it is good for a good laugh. Without a doubt. Have a listen.
I was just involved in a discussion at work about whether or not water
actually drains clockwise here in the Northern hemisphere and
counter-clockwise in the Southern hemisphere. Having been in this
arguement before, I stated that although the Coriolis effect will cause
water to drain in a clockwise direction in the Northern hemisphere (the
same effect applies to wind approaching the earth's pole), it plays a very
small part in the direction of the draining. In fact, the angle of the
jets in the toilet, the levelness of the toilet and the roundness of the
bowl have a much greater effect on the direction the water spins. Just so
|Sep 07, 2000|
Well, I fiX0red the damn counter, what a pain in the ass. I'd go back to
even after their renovations, they are still just too damn slow.
Wow. I can't tell you how much pleasure it gives me to drive around in
the uglyest fucking vehicle on the road, having only paying $100 for
it. This kicks major ass.
Huhuhuh huhuhuh huhuh
__SPACE__ has devoted her page into a shrine to her wedding
coming up next summer. Razor,
if you haven't already figured it out, is actually doing updates to his site, and YC World is pretty well
Razor is insisting that we take
a trip down to the pleasant town of Regina and pick up some arcade
games. He says he has a truck, but the only problem is that the arcade
place is only open on weekdays. Oh well.
On the topic of Razor, there
are rumours that he may be taking over updates on this page in the
near future. Only rumours, however.
|Sep 06, 2000|
Well...just got paid on Friday and I've already spent all of my money
and I have to find some way to live until next Friday. Today I bought
a 1978 Plymouth Volarie car for $100. Why? I have no fucking idea, I
just thought it was cool and it ran so I bought it. Its pretty good
except for the breaks are week, horn doesn't work, fender is smashed,
doesn't shift into park, front wheels are towed in (squeels the tires
when you turn left), emits a strange white smoke from under the
engine, and has terribly unsafe steering. But it was only $100! My dad
almost killed me, and made me promise to park it down the
I wish I could find a picture of a sweet Volare but I can't right
Unit3 has provided us with
terrible joke today. In fact this joke
is to terrible that I have already heard it 100 times so don't bother
huhuh uhuh...it says cum.
Not much new for today. If YC is reading this, I'm sorry I couldn't
make it to that movie with all the cheerleader chicks but I had to
pick up my car and I didn't realize the movie was all the way over
here by my place. Oops. Oh well, the car was well worth it, and so was
the look on my dads face when I brought back the banged-up
Somebody write me something
|Sep 05, 2000|
Nice loooong weekend, and now a short week. I feel sorry for anyone
who took this oportunity to go camping here in Saskatchewan as it did
nothing but gust and rain for the past few days.
Saturday night I attended my first Greek Orthodox wedding. Despite the
fact that the ceremony was 45 mintues long and spoken (actually,
more like sung) almost
completely in Greek and Latin, and the fact that we had to stand
because the church was so small, it was alright. One thing I have to
say about the greek though, they sure know how to throw a party
afterwards. Every greek restaurant owner in town was at the reception
buying people drinks and stumbling around in a drunk frenzy. There was
even this awesome dance they did where they smashed all of the plates
on the dance floor.
Is there a better way to support your country???
The flash game I have been working on for EJ has come to a
stand-still because of how busy I have been lately. I am hoping to
have some more time towards the end of this week to get some work done
on it but don't hold your breath.
I have put up a new article on How to
win an arguement like Unit3. This is perhaps one of the most
informative and useful articles that I have ever posted. Too bad I
didn't write it...
I also have a very important musical piece which was donated by Dog Pound. As he hasn't
submitted anymore of his 'weekly' articles, this will have to be the
musical test of the week. It isn't a midi, but it is close. Try and guess what it
Off to bed for me. JayB
mentioned to me the other day that the counter script isn't
functioning properly on this site, and that is probably why it seems
like nobody is visiting it anymore. I'll have to take a look at
I should also mention to everybody that Dr. Razor has made a few
improvements to his site. Look REAL hard and you may be
Also, for those of your who use it, RBLORDS email is back up and
running (it hasn't been working since the HD change - thank you
Dr. Razor for informing me of this).
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