|Jun 30, 2000|
Last day of the month and payday for me! I've heard from numerous people that my site has
been very slow for the last week. That doesn't really surprise me as my internet provider
has been really choking lately (probably because of the sheer bandwidth I'm
drawing). Also, nearing the end of the month this main page gets pretty damn long. I
could probably limit it to half-month sections but to do that efficiently I would
probably have to implement some sort of database backend system and that:
- Requires patience, competance, and a person with larger genetalia than myself
- Would make Larmal cry
- Would defeat the purpose of this l33t webpage. Fight the power!
Well, Unit3 has finally done it. He's gone out and
created a new webpage, hardcore.pwrsrc.net. Here you will
find many hardcore things such as rips of my fight
videos. Mr-T has also been
re-vamped. In his own words:|
Come to mr-t.pwrsrc.net. I now have a daily news feature
and news archive, and will be having daily content since Spitfire has not updated
Rappablords in 2 days. Also, this is the perfect time to announce my new site: h a r d c
o r e . p w r s r c . n e t
As a side note which nobody will care about, it sounds like Razor isn't going to be going to the lake until early
next week (when I am working) so I guess I'm not going to be camping :(. Oh
Dog Pound w00ped my ass tonight
in UT which has left "a
sour taste in my mouth". This simply can not do. He has obviously been rapidly practicing
since the last time we played. I AM UNSTOPPABA!!!!!|
Rappablords finally get the
"Seal of Approval" from Dog Pound
(I can't figure out if this is a
penis or just DP's arm wearing a boxing glove with lotsa pit hair)
Now I'm really glad that I made this an early update...I just got back from working 2
hours of overtime, and they then informed me that I need to come back in at 3:00AM until
6:00AM...then my normal shift starts at City Hall at 8:00. Hmmmm...I guess I could
squeeze some breakfast in there somewhere :). I just wish they could have kept me there
all night, would have added up to a lot more O/T. But whatever...I'm off to bed.
|Jun 28, 2000|
Almost the end of June!!! I don't know why I'm cheering, as that just means its one day
closer to the end of summer. And what a horrible summer it's been too, damn cold for this
time of year. Hell, blame it on the jetstream or whatever but we all know these weather
patterns are part of some insane government plot to generate more revenue for the
bunnyhug and sweater market. Really, I looked into it...
As promised, today I have a new comic by soul_d. WARNING: Viewer
discresion is advised.
Current EJ Webcam - Updates every month
Well...just as I was about to right up a memorial speech for EJ, Larmal finally re-emerged. Yes, after a week
away from the site no less. I'm beginning to wonder exactly why he ever bothered to write
"Updates every minute" under his webcam, I don't think I have ever seen it update twice
in a freakin' day. Oh well. I wonder if JayB
will ever come back...|
Looks like the old rappablords.eu.org name finally
resolves again. Now thats service! Only took 3 weeks to process a request...I guess thats
what I get for relying on a free service. DNS sucks, especially when you do it
yourself. Oh well.
I need some more submissions for the T-Shirt contest, currently I only have 1. Come on
you guys and gals, I know I have some original readers out there! _SPACE_! YC! Dog
Pound! Lets get some originality flowing here.
For those of you who missed my wonderful stileproject ripoff, you can still see it here. Almost as good as EJ ripoff, hey? Hmmm...I need some new ideas
:) Somebody write "Spitfire Licks Sack" across their naked body and take a picture and
send it in or something, now THAT would be good content. Until then, I'm afraid your
stuck with some
usefull camping tips, and terrible geek
humour. Sorry guys...
Don't forget to post your comments on the Rappablords Online Discussion
|Jun 27, 2000|
One day closer to the end of my life
Kinda of depressing title, isn't it? Well, I'm not REALLY depressed, but if you think
about it, it's true. Everyday we are but one day closer to our own demise, and there is
nothing we can do about it....well, except sit around and read all these updates to my
site, which MAY extend your
life by a matter of years. Thats right! Rblords
Today I got home from work to find a letter on the table addressed to me from SIAST,
where I just graduated. Upon opening the envelope I see that there are 5 job postings
inside. I decide to take a look and see what there is going around and come across a job
posting for a position in a small town public library, salary: $8/hour. WTF?? This can't
be serious? They ACTUALLY expect us to consider an $8/hr job after wasting two years of
our lives and 10k+ of our wallets in that stupid course?? Oh well, whatever, I have a job
so I guess I have nothing to complain about, but this is about as lame as the time Staples posted a job for
Well, looks like Blue4130 has finally awoked
from his tussin-provoked slumber and has sent me a breif message to assure the readers of
rblords that he is still alive. Good job Blue4130!!
"I just thought that i should clear some "issues" up about the big party at Dallas'
House O' Lush's. I want to state that anything done by me or my affiliates through
out the course of the evening was 100% alcohol induced. There was a lot of Tussin'
and Lovin' going on that night. I was not tricked into the tussin' like Clay suggests.
I can't recall any tussin or vodka comming near my throat therefor it didn't happen. I
also don't recall going home, therefor that also didn't happen. I do recall, though, two
certain people getting "friendly" Bart and Erica, damn they seemed to go missing for a
while. But then again so did I, then i fell off the roof and was found, Problem solved.
After nearly being dacapitatd by my wine cork I have decided that wine is a bad idea in
more ways than one. But it is still better than Tussin. Its time or this cowboy to sign
I feel a case of insomniac setting in. Where did I put that
Does anyone remember that hilarious audio clip with the
girl who kicked some guy's dog? Well, it looks like someone has gone ahead and taken
this one step further by adding a flash animation to the clip. You can check it out
Larmal, in absense of JayB (who is now dead or something), has come up
with the great idea to sell T-Shirts off of their site. This is a great idea,
and the design isn't all THAT bad. You also have the choice of 5 colors. "Backdoor
Black", "Gay Navy", "Fag Orange", "Bright iredecent coming-out-of-the-closet blue", and
"Anal virgin White".|
All this T-Shirt talk has made me hungry for some Pheonix Claw, but I guess I'll have to
settle for some dry rasin bran. Mmmmm.... I hereby present a contest to all of you, my
DESIGN ME A T-SHIRT
Perhaps I'll even consider getting one made for myself...
On another totally unrelated happy topic, I forgot to pay my $6 parking ticket on time so
now I have to pay the full amount, $40. Of course I'm not going to pay this amount or
else I would be admitting that I was wrong, which I wasn't, not morally anyway. Parking
in hospital emergency zones is perfectly 'morally' just.
Watch out for tomorrow when I will present a comic from
none other than soul_d. This could prove very
interesting, and I am not even going to look at it until tomorrow.
|Jun 26, 2000|
Another Monday and almost the end of the month! Saturday night was the big party at soul_d's place and boy did it rock. Just ask Blue4130 who got tricked into drinking a shot of
vodka and Robitussin. Just remember, when your outta 'tussin, just pour some vodka in the
bottle and you gotz mo' tussin!! But please try not to gag...
Back to work again after my nice long weekend. I have had quite a few people come up to
me lately and ask me what exactly it is that I do. In fact, many of them have the
impression that I do nothing. I'm not sure exactly how they got that impression, I guess
its just because I am a city worker.
Well...I basically do whatever there is to do. For the most part that involves carrying
an annoying cell phone and answering calls of people who spilt watermellon juice on their
brand new mouse and want a new one. Other than that I have a couple projects involving
're-vamping' badly coded MS Access DB code. Thats what my job IS. I also sometimes have
to run to different city locations for help calls. What don't I do? I don't dig holes,
climb poles, or draw those pretty lines down the center of the street. Well, not yet
Anyhow, how do you like my new site design? I'm not sure if I could live with it,
although its mildly better than jamming scissors into
your crotch, listening
to the melodic ring of Dot Matrix printers, or enduring the gay colors of EJ.
|Jun 23, 2000|
Well, I spent a good couple hours putting some finishing touches into the interior of my car. I have to admit, if I
were to do
it all again I'd probably have ordered brand new parts rather than switching interiors
with another car. Its just so much damn work and nothing ever fits the same, even with
identical cars. Especially the headliner.
Believe it or not, we have ANOTHER profile
today. This time by Dr. Razor himself. In fact, I have received so many profiles
from so many people (ok, not THAT many), that I have created a new section in the
side bar under "Some more fun" called 'Reader
Bios'. Go there to read all the older bios.
Last day of the work is over, and now I get to lounge around on a Friday and get paid for
it! I really quite like my job most of the time, but sometimes you have to deal with
REALLY stupid people and it can be really frustrating. Just to prove what exactly I mean,
I took a video camera to work today and had my partner follow me around. Here is a clip of my day.
Note to YC: By putting up this picture I do not mean to degrade or make fun of you in any
way. I am merely suggesting that in your future years you may consider engaging in sexual
intercourse with animals.
Oh, and I lied the other day when I said that rappablords.com worked, I guess it does
not. Well, it does if you point your dns server to 220.127.116.11 :). I'm not sure why its
not working but I don't really care all that much either.
|Jun 22, 2000|
As promised, today I present you with another couple of bios. Today we have __SPACE__ and Dog
Pound. Please be aware that Dog Pound's
profile contains a lot of vulgar commentary and suggestive
outlooks/statements which will most likely bother you. Also, I have never had a
duck tail before and have no idea what he was talking about there. We also have a
very special last minute entry today, YCs
profile. Tired of reading these yet? :)
Just checked and found out that rappablords.com is now working as well :) Fancy that. I
am now officially rblords.com, rappablords.com, rappablords.eu.org, oden.pwrsrc.net,
and oden.binaryboys.eu.org. Wow, eh? So you can just type in whatever you darn well
want. Something to note tho, however, is that if my ip changes again, oden.pwrsrc.net
will work much sooner than rblords.com or rappablords.com will. Just letting you
What day could be complete without a terrible joke to
lighten things up?
In other news, Dylan from thock.com
sent an email to mrp the other day asking how he got
our VPN working. Hahahahahahhahahhhaha. Mr. Linux super-guru can't get his VPN working
This Friday is my first EDO!! That means that I don't have to go to work but I still get
paid for it, pretty sweet! So as I have been thinking about what I should do on my Friday
I for some reason thought of JayB and the
things he taught me during my years at SIAST. "Life is all about keepin' it
real" he would say. "Remember when it was all about the music?". He's right, life IS
about keepin' it real, however you manage to do it. God bless that man and all
that he stood for, rest in peace old friend.|
A good example of keepin' it
|Jun 20, 2000|
Wow......so much content rolling in, so little time! Seriously, this site
is beginning to become a bit of a pain in the ass to maintain. I tried to
design it to be easy to update but as it grows bigger, the demand to
organize it better grows, and quite honestly I just don't have the
time. As it is, I spend at least an hour or two just updating the site
each night, and it takes a lot out of me!
I'd like to take a moment to respond to mrp's comment about my comment about his
suck MY offensive
Well I think I will start off today's update with some sad news...there will be no more
Fight Club. Blue4130 has moved out and thus, the parties must
end. No matter, we will find someone else's house to wreck. For now I will leave the Fight Club Page up simply because of the massive
amount of hits that it receives.
|Since its been a long time since I've posted a song on
the site, I thought to myself "What better to post but the king of rock and/or
roll???". Kid Rock. I offer to you my favorite Kid Rock song, Ya Keep On Going. I should
also mention that this song has the marked approval of soul_d, so download away!|
Anybody tired of these long, long personal profiles? Well tough, we have another one for ya by none other than soul_d. It seems that mrp has filled out his own but instead of submitting it
to me, he put it up on his own site. Check it out. Oh,
and to mrp: SSSSSCCCCCCCCCSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
I promised soul_d I would advertise Soul Devourer Online, not to be
mistaken for The SDB Server. Soul Devourer Online is a
collection of everything that makes up soul_d,
including some mp3s he made in Impulse Tracker! Check it out!
|Jun 19, 2000|
Today you, my readers, are blessed! Another terrible joke
from Unit3 has been posted! And there are more to
come tomorrow! God shines
his graces upon this fine establishment...
There are so many unique people out there, especially the ones who actually read this
site, so today I have provided a wonderfully acurate personality test. Everyone is encouraged to take it, as it
is very accurate and takes very little time to complete. After all, it
involves looking at colorful shapes!|
|Well...finally got around to scanning those Pike2k pictures that I was talking
about. All I can say is that I'm really dissapointed in my scanner, I had to sit there
for an hour and play with the settings to make the pictures look semi-decent, so please
excuse the bad quality. Thats what I get for owning a $90 scanner :). Anyhow if you don't
know me, these pics probably won't
Well, it's too late for me to be up at the moment (1:45AM), as I have to work at 8:00
this morning. However, I just got back from a mission with Blue4130 to get his stolen
bike back. He tracked down a kid who was involved in stealing it and we were able to get
the frame back (which was worth $500). The next house we arived at, the kids dad called
the cops on us and so we had to wait around until they showed up and well...of course
nothing got done after that. I'll post more tomorrow as we are planning on going back out
to get the rest. Congrats to Blue4130 who punched some little 14 yearold kid in the
stomach and made him keel over while standing in the rain in only his boxers. Thats
right, you don't f*ck with us.
|Jun 16, 2000|
QUICK UPDATE: I was just catching up on mrp's recent entries on pwrsrc when I came across a
link he put up to my site. He then began to talk bad things about
rblords, using such phrases as "objectification of women
", "offensive", and "sensless drooling". I'd like to set something
straight right here and now, and that is that the staff of rappablords is
in no way discriminitory against the female sex, in fact being a
completely male staff (do I have a staff or am I just mumbling?) we simply
find ourselves rambling on and on sometimes. I try and make a point not to
put up 'offensive' material on the site, and I like to keep the vulgarity
down as well. I originally designed the site wanting a fun, original place
for people so see funny or interesting things, as well as a place for
people to share their opinions and stories, the site was never intended to
be a stileproject
clone. In closing, I would like to state that the opinions of the writers
on this site (YC especially) are not neccesarily the opinions of the staff
of rapablords (me).
Hey, maybe I SHOULD get a staff...might cut down on my work a
little. Anybody out there interested?
On a side note, I received 100 hits between midnight and noon this
morning, what the hell is up with that? Am I getting actual reoccuring
visitors or is someone with Parkisons just hovering over the
reload button on their browser? I've even had hits coming from Microsoft. There
goes my idea of posting illegal copies of Office 2000 on the
Wahoo, finally got my email up and running, which means that anyone with
an account on my machine now has an
email address of @rblords.com. Wowee! I considered setting up a
POP3 server just for fun but then decided against it seeing as how I
really don't need one, but if someone were to ask for it I just may. I
really don't know of anyone who uses my system for email
If anyone wants to learn all about me, I have filled out profile of myself just like
Freds. Try not to laugh to hard and beware - its very long. I invite all of you
other guys and gals out there to fill one of these out as well, just send them in
was I ever busy today, and because of that I apologize for the lame update today. Its
Thursday night and I spent the whole time running around trying to get ready to go to the
lake tomorrow. The plan was to have everything ready so that all I would have to do
tomorrow is leave after work. That's always the plan, but it never works. But you know
what? I don't really care, I love camping and even if it rains on me all weekend I'll be
Hang on, here comes another terrible joke from Unit3.
So anyways, I'm off to Martins lake for the weekend. Today I got my first paycheck so I'm
quite happy about that, first time in 2 years that I'm going to make more than $200/month
:). Quite the financial blow, I hope I can handle it. I'll probably just blow it all on
used arcade games next time I go to Regina. Oh well, at least it will be well worth it.
Something you don't see
Haven't gotten any submissions yet for the 'send your picture in for YC' contest. Come
there HAS to be SOME lady out there who could like a go at the fine male specimen that is
YC. Send yer pics to me
The site of the day is freeloto.com
because a guy I work with got a check from them today for $1. The funny thing is that it
probably cost more for them to send it than $1, but he's going to cash it simply because
he figures they don't expect him to. Thats it, fight the power! Anyhow its free to play
so give it a shot.
sorry for the lame update, I'll try to get the rest
of my Pike Lake 2k photos scanned for
Monday. Have a good
|Jun 15, 2000|
Well, I really don't wanna blow all my readers away, but today we have AN
ARTICLE!. Hehehe, but before that we have an amendment to an article posted the other day
by Razor. This time he has added some executeables
which you can use to gain more functionality out of napster, such as transfering files
other than mp3s. Check out his article, and make sure
to visit his newly renovated homepage!.
Wait a minute....what the.......HEY! pfffft hey Razor, I think you need to come up with
something a little more attractive to draw hits to your site :)...
|Today we have an article from YC about
women. Usually when I get an article from
YC its a long, rambling story that has no real meaning. Today is no exception, however I
can guarantee he has provided the male readers of this site with some mighty fine eye
candy so you don't really even have to read the words. Score!|
Wow, lots of almost naked girls on this site lately....which is ok, but we need some
other content as well! How about some comics?. Just send them to me!
And now for some Dylan quotes courtesy of thock.com, submitted by Dog Pound...
"Utopia: Creation of a Nation is a lot easier than I
then, I played the world where you didn't have to fight space
monsters). After a couple of days of on/off playing, I managed to get
100% QOL :) I think there's a bug in the game, though. I was producing
aprox 3 times the amount of megawatts of power my city required, and
storing it in the flux pods. However, once every few months, the
"droooooooooooooo" of power outages would sound, and flash its icon (the
flux pods would also magically empty themselves)."
Here is the terrible link of
the day submitted by mrp of pwrsrc.net
I've got more to put up but unfortunately I really don't have enough time to do it all
today so it will have to wait one more day...on a side note, YC has requested that I
announce that all female readers send in their pictures so that he may look at them and
masturbate (well, thats roughly what he said). You can send them to me
|Jun 14, 2000|
Today we have a comic! Wow! And drawn by none other than
I am so incredibly impressed at the content submitted to me today by everyone! That
combined with the fact that somebody I don't know actually posted in my discussion board has made me a very
happy web host. Keep it up! I need you guys to send stuff in every once in awhile
so that I know your alive. That, and so I don't have to do it myself :).
Dr. Razor has submitted a short article on how to
avoid the Napster-Metallica ban. Click on the snazzy logo below to check it out:
Dog Pound forwarded
me a link to a new smash hit coming this summer: Godzilla 2000. View the pitiful
trailer here. Beware: Scenes
may contain horrible english dubbing.
most of you know that I am from the small city of Saskatoon (200'000 people), located in
the proud Canadian province of Saskatchewan. You wouldn't believe how hard it was for me
to get a T1 line coming into my igloo...in fact SaskTel (our service provider...kinda
like the RCMP), insisted that I move the a larger igloo so that it would be easier for
them to install the line. As if! Anyhow, with our province comes a lot of history and a
lot of that history revolves around one of the local inhabitants of a nearby city, Blaine
Lake. Well...actually his igloo is a little ways away from Blaine Lake but you get the
picture. On the right is a picture I clipped out of yesterday's paper featuring YC
himself at the ripe age of 5, our province's proudest 'crop'.|
|Went and saw Tom Green's 'Road Trip' tonight and I must
admit it was pretty damn good. I have always been a big Tom Green fan since I started
watching his show on the comedy show (Canadian Channel) where he began. In my opinion,
since he moved onto MTV he hasn't been nearly as harsh but he has a big budget now which
is cool for him to do all sorts of wacky stuff. Oh yeah, and that blonde in the movie was
really damn hot too (Amy Smart).|
Wow, even as I am typing this, more content is coming to me! :)
As a last note for today...I am off to the lake again this weekend. Not sure where I am
going exactly but it should be some good relaxin' time! You shouldn't notice any lack of
updating to the site tho...unless I'm REALLY tired Sunday night.
Another note: If the site isn't loading under rblords.com, try oden.pwrsrc.net. This
will ALWAYS resolve before any other dns, and for some reason rblords.com has been a bit
flakey (the pointers keep randomly changing...don't know why). So keep reading! I'll
still be up!
|Jun 13, 2000|
The Birth of
I would like to take this opportunity to explain the choice of the name rblords.com. You
see, while sitting at home thinking about some cunning name to use for my site, I simply
cut out the 'appa' from 'Rappablords' and got 'RBlords'. Upon the realization that my
readers probably can't remember shit all, I decided to go for a .com instead of a
.net. Wow. And thanks to Joker.com I
was able to obtain the name for a very low bargain price.
And now for the Dylan quote of the day:
Somewhat fun flirting with some cute University
student at bus stop. She claimed all engineers are heavy drinkers and can't speak
english (x/y, what are these?). Denied that it was only in University that engineers are
able to drink longshoremen under the table. Also showed of TI85. Chicks dig engineers
with big, black calculators ;-)
I was told by YC today that my site is beginning to suck and I realized that he was
right. I haven't had a comic up for ages! Wait for
tomorrow and I'll see what I can do...I'm just so busy!
Sometimes I marvel at the inventions man has come up with over the past century...I mean
what other century has introduced so many useful products into the world? For example,
take a look at the picture on the left and remember that without the blessing of the
1900s, we would not have such wonderful devices to aid in the act of men breastfeeding
babies. Thinking about these things makes me remember the time I discovered time
travel. No shit. One day I woke up from a dream and had a sudden realization of why I had
never been able to create a time machine previously...and now I could. However, nobody
seems to want to fund my project. Perhaps I will write an article about it later, but I'm
not revealing the secret! Oh no...I'm not that stupid...|
|But amongst all this wonderful
technology, where are we? Are we really any better off than we were 100 years ago? Sure,
we've got way more toys now and we may live 10 years longer, but back then people were
way more friendly and had more sex. How do I know this? Well, I may be just guessing but
I think its probably true, I mean they didn't have things like AIDS to scare them
off, and the average person got married at the age of 9. No kidding! Oh, that and there
so many bums (they just died off because we hadn't invented welfare yet).|
1981 Camaro - $700
Ford Car - $50
Phone: (306) 230-6173
|Jun 12, 2000|
Well it seems that rblords.com has gone active, so it's time to
celebrate! It might take a couple days for all the cached dns servers to
catch up (Shaws anyway), but otherwise its a go. Finally!
Already June 12th and I haven't even had a softcore pr0n day! Well, I hope some of you
are still viewing this site. If you are, please drop by the discussion board and let me know
that you're out there! I've had a few people comment on the fact that my BBS was a better setup for messages and I have to agree. Therefore I
will probably be bringing back the old BBS again, just give me a couple
Hellsh0k informed me the other day that while
poking fun at thock.com I forgot to
mention the most important fact about Dylan, the
Thock it rhymes with Cock. I think this
shows conclusivly that Dylan is gay.
I got more pictures back from Pike Lake 2000 today and
I will put them up in the gallery as soon as I get them
I think it is important at this time for me to explain why its not a good idea to allow a
Jamaican guy who has been eating chocolate bars to see you while you are
excersizing. Well actually its kinda hard to explain but luckily I've found a video which
explains what I mean perfectly.
I'd like to take a minute to explain a terrible infomercial that I just saw on TV. You
know those after-hours infomercials you see on Fox late at night? Well this one wasn't on
Fox but it WAS terrible. It was an
advertisement for some company which for some reason wanted to give out loans for broke
people to buy new cars so it looked like they had money. Makes sense. The funny part was
how they stressed how "anyone" could be approved...but then if you watch the infomercial
for long enough (I couldn't find my remote!) they mention that you had to have a
permanent residence, a job, a minimum income of $1600/month (thats US folks), and a
phone. Now is it just me or would any bank approve a loan to somebody who made
$1600/month and lived on their own? The bank would probably also charge less than 13283%
interest too. Oh well.
|Jun 07, 2000|
I put up a new comic the other day, I don't know if you
guys noticed or not. Unfortunately I haven't had much time to do any of my own (too bad
eh?), because I've just been at work too damn much. On the topic of work, I'd like to say
that I totally scored a job working for the city and I am now officially a Programmer
Analyst I. What's the 'I' for? Indestructaba!
I don't believe!
Razor has been complaining lately (well, once anyway) that stile has been ripping off all
of my content lately. Doesn't that just make you sick? Aparently he's also been putting
it up before I even get around to it! The nerve! Well, to keep the tradition, here is
another Tom Green video which you've probably seen on
that despicable site before.
For those of you who don't know who Tyler is, he's a rock star from Saskatoon's pride and
joy rock band 'Bastard Machine". Haven't heard of them before? That's probably because
you are dumb. Anyhow, Tyler (in my opinion) bears an uncany resemblance to the internet
star we have all come to love, Mahir. Don't you
agree? Tyler's favorite quote: "hehehe...I found
For all those computer techies out there, Linux now supports Ultra ATA/100 Hard
Drives. Yes, ATA/100 is the successor to ATA/66, and the reason you probably haven't
heard of it is because no, Microsoft does not support it
yet. Funny how things are getting supported on Linux now before Windows :).
Extreme Jerks has a
Wow, now we can all stare in amazement as Larmal does nothing, LIVE! Hey Larmal,
do you think you could take that camera to work with you?
Also, for those of you who noticed, the Discussion Board has been a bit
flakey lately. I think I've fixed it...let me know. I haven't heard back from .eu.org yet so I don't know whats going on
with my dns....URGH! I'm gonna lose all my readers! Oh wait, I don't have any
Fredish has requested that more attention be
reverted towards her during this week that her boyfriend, Classnone is gone. You can also catch Fred on ICQ (11728070), or catch a
self-description of her here.
Now that this site is such an internationally popular site, I am considering reviving the BBS. Please let me know what you think of this idea, it
wouldn't be too hard. Only thing is I still haven't figured out multiple
|Jun 06, 2000|
Does anyone read this site anymore? Is it worth keeping around? Does anybody get anything
out of this? The answer to all these questions may be no, but tough luck, it stays. Stay
tuned for rblords.com to rise up.
Now I understand that could apply to many people but the point is, I have had
complaints. So what? According to Skinny Elvis from ExtremeJerks, my site only has 4
visitors anyhow so why should anyone care? Hmmmph.
- Don't have a website
- Don't have a life
- Don't have the name Larmal
The SDB Server, under new
management by Saul Bahir will be going live very
shortly. You can drop by the site to sign up for the new SDB Mailing list! Saul promises
that when it comes its going to be uncomprehendaba'.
Now I know that Rappablords does not usually promote dirty words such as those portrayed
on this anti-racism poster, but I feel in this situation it is acceptable. I mean, come
on...think about it...nazi's suck. and I'd love to have a friend that was red,
black yellow AND brown. I also think he would make a good comando.
This is official non-prejudice day. But prejudice doesn't just stop at color
either. People can be sexist, facist, nudist, Sunkist, Larmalist or even
ageist. Ageist? Thats right. For example, some people have the impression that all old
people are nothing but entities who are collecting valuable pension money which could be
used on more useful things, like building strip-bars. I would like to present this video to help clear up any prejudices you all may
have about our precious elderly.
TOP NEWS: The soverign nation of Sealand (6 miles off the coast of England) is
starting a Data
Heaven. There are also job oportunities, so sign up!
|Jun 05, 2000|
Well, that was a horrible downtime we suffered here at rblords mostly by my own stupid
mistake. I made the bad decision of bringing down my network for about 5 minutes in which
time my dhcp client decided to graciously release my ip and request a new one. All I can
say is that is you're running RH6.2,
consider wiping out pump and replacing it with dhcpcd or dhcpxd.
I'm quite happy to see the site layout back to normal. If you missed the big change, you
can see it here. I actually had numerous
complaints about how gay the colors were and how stupid it looked which really hurt
because that took a long time to develop. That, and the fact that EJ stole my layout long ago before I
was even able to put it up here kinda made me mad, but what can I do?
I also realized that during this whole war which has come to pass, I have been very
disrespectful to my readers. I have not actually pasted any 'real' content on the site
for some time. Up to this point I have relied mainly on readers contributions for content
but lately I haven't recieved much of anything from anybody so I guess I'm on my own
Have you ever wondered about the secrets of the magic 8-Ball? Did you know that there WAS
a secret to it? Well, maybe not, but a group of guys took it upon themselves to disect
one of these mysterious objects, and here's what they
For videos today we have a somewhat amusing video
about the Sega Dreamcast and the Sony Playstation II. All you gamers out
there might enjoy this.
Blue4130 is on vacation in BC, although he has
informed me that he will be mailing in updates of how he is doing.
Click Here to see razor's awesome EJ hack, which most of you
probably missed. This was on their hatemail script page, and that is why they took it
|Jun 01, 2000|
Finally, a sign of life from EJ. It seems that
my old friend Larmal has developed a funny
little script that sends hatemails to me. Sounds original, hey? :)
Either way, a simple forwarding rule is now sending them all back to him so I have
nothing to worry about, I actually encourage you all to fill it out, but instead of
finding the script on their site please follow this link so
that they get less pageviews and therfore get less revenue.
Larmal claims there is an even bigger
coming, I just can't wait! This is so
"A weak man, protects not only his weakness, but cover's it with his own
strengths. Strengths that do not exist, are only showing the true heart of a
Also, the hatemail button has been upgraded to Version 2.0 ... meaning that now for every
press Jay B receives about 20 emails and so does larmal. Emails to Skinny pElvis have
been bouncing...seems his account has been disabled or something.
-Dog Pound (in his younger days)
My friends, I believe everything to be done in this war has been done.
In summary, I created a hatemail button on rappablords and introduced the idea of
floodpinging EJ, which I honestly didn't think would effect them whatsoever but Larmal
claims it took down the site for a day so hey, bonus. Larmal then informed me that he
a devious, evil plan to get back at me which turned out to be just a copy of the hatemail
button I made, but this time in a form. I heard this took him all day to code which is
really quite funny as a simple forwarding rule on my linux box shot all those emails
right back to him. I sometimes tire of being the best.
I then took it upon myself to rip of EJs site design, and I did so manually using nothing
more than a text editor. This took a couple hours and personally I can't wait to get back
to my original design. By personally skimming through all the source php and html code on
the EJ pages I can say without a doubt that this is the most inefficient, cluttered mess
of html that I have ever seen in my life! No wonder it doesn't load properly in
Netscape. Got news for you guys, drop Dreamweaver and learn how to code html on your
Through this war I have made new enemies, namely Skinny Elvis. I would like to take this
time to thank SE for his generous
compliments to my site, an accomplishment that I
believe earns me the right to call myself a jerk. An 'Extreme Jerk' if you will. Larmal
and JayB have not only sold out repeatedly,
but have consistently maintained a site that
not only displays the gayest blue colors in the spectrum proudly and boldly, but hosts
articles which with the possible exception of Jerky Clay, have no 'Extreme'ness to them
at all. Even now that they are hosted on the notoriously slow bla-bla servers and have
permission to use any content they want, there has been very little change in their
content at all.
I don't know what to say guys, except that I expected better from you. I end this war now
by my own forfeit, because there is nothing more to gain. I have proven that I,
of Rappablords, am the only EXTREME JERK in this war, and that in itself is reason enough
to celebrate. A bid you all goodnight!
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