Jan 06, 2002

soul_d


Hello? Yes, I do like football...  Nachos?  I love nachos....Beer?  yeah, sure, sounds great! Screw the Kolinar!
THERE AIN'T NOTHING FINER I wish that time machine was real. They don't make them like this anymore.
I'll dream of you in Math.  And Chem.  And Math Lab.  And Chem Lab.  And even during football.  All football.


Memorable Quotes from Saturday Night
you don't get to know who said them, because you might tell Steven, and he doesn't get to know


"OH MAN! That girl has her hand on the other girl's boobie!"
"There's lots of lesbians here."

"Nathan, you are full of shit. I mean, I'm full of shit, but someday I aspire to be as completely full of shit as you are."

"So this is the Pat."

"In my chest beats a regulation size NFL football. My skin is covered with the chalk of the fifty yard line."

"Ok, next Saturday we have to go back to the Pat so I can wheel the beer tub girl."
DARREN MILLS HAD BETTER BE CLEAN.
"Oh my God! She is so hot! I can't even look at her, it hurts my eyes. It is like staring at the sun. That is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my entire life!"
"She's not that great"
"Good, you stay away from her ... Oh crap. She has a boyfriend."
"Well, you win some, you lose some."
"The football has just been torn from my chest."

"I have ovaries. They're just undecended testes. I am glad I am fertile. Being barren is uncool."

"She's crazy. I mean, put it this way. I went to her place a while back, and you know, hung out and had some coffee. When I left, I forgot one my CD's that we were listen to. Instead of going back to get it, I decided to buy it again."

"Woah, I'm in love with that girl."
"What's she doing working at the 7-11?"

"Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control. FUCK YOU, ANTICHRIST. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!"

"Viking 2-6, this is Blue Velvet."
"Roger Blue Velvet, this is Viking 2-6. We are about 5 clicks your november, over ... Blue Velvet, this is Viking 2-6, we are under heavy fire, over"
"Viking 2-6, you're in the back seat of my car."
"Caution, Blue Velvet, your coming into a hot LB."

"Hey, check out GI Jane over there."
"Hey dude, she's setting us up with GI Jane."
"Oh no."

"I hate Charton Heston. You're going down, antichrist!"
"He was Moses."

"It's ok, I just got stopped by the cops last night."
"I love her, she's the reason I come here."
"Head like a hole, black as your soul, I'd rather die than give you control. FUCK YOU, BUSH. DON'T FUCK WITH MY CARIBOU, MY CARIBOU!!!"
Graeme is gay.
"If some guy tries to get in my pants, I'll bite his face off. I had a dream that I did that."

"RUN RUN RUN!"
"shit!!! fuck!!!"
"C'mon hurry, get in the car! get in the car!"
"she's gonna kill us! fuck!"
"GO GO GO!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Dec 17, 2001

soul_d


I Heart Girls


I mostly just think about girls, so I thought I'd put up an Rblords update that reflects that sentiment. In this update you will find several girls that I am madly in love with. Each of these girls is a 10 on my list, so I decided to do some other rankings. You will find scores out of ten for each girl in three categories. Fun, depicting how enjoyable spending time with her would be, Problems, depicting how much inconvenience I would experience, and Pain, depicting how much injury and suffering I would sustain. If you can email me their names, you will win the prize. This week, the prize is Dog Pound's self respect. I apologize in advance for using the term PDA in this article. The first person to forgive me for it wins Dog Pound's Limp Bizkit CD. Also, you can email me telling me which girl you think would be the best choice for me, and why, and I will see about posting your comments in a future update.

Here is a list of previous contest winners:
  • Dog Pound's Minidisc player was won by Darren Mills
  • Dog Pound's computer speakers were won by Dog Pound
  • Choice of one item from Dog Pound's Bedroom was won by Dog Pound
  • Dog Pound's services as butler for a week was not won by anyone.
  • Dog Pound's Aliens Special Edition DVD was won by Graeme Humphries
  • Vance Lester's flat panel monitor was won by Graeme Humphries
  • Everything Vance Lester owns was won by Graeme Humphries

Bryce Sasko is a short man that will fuck you up
Girl Number One

Girl Number One is truly a princess. She is so hot. I think about her daily and nightly.
  • What her and I would do
I think she'd like to go to parks with me and just kind of hang out. I think she'd want to talk my ear off, and that would be alright. She's probably pretty smart. I bet she'd like also like to make fun of other people with me. We'd go to Booster Juice lots and she'd call me dumb when I'd talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger .
  • The Baggage:
The problem with dating this girl would be that the guy on the left would keep hassling us and calling me Wang Chung. He'd be mad because he's an asshole. He'd yell at me lots until I'd want to cry but wouldn't because I can't. Then he'd want to fight me. I think I can take him.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 7
Problems: 4
Pain Factor: 3
Who'd be in charge?: She would.
PDA: 17A


Girl Number Two

Girl Number Two is an absolute angel. I heart her very much.
  • What her and I would do
We'd drive around in my truck and listen to CJWW because that's all you can get on my radio. But that would be good enough because she'd know all the lyrics to every song Alabama ever wrote, and sing along all the time. We'd stop at Dairy Queen to get milkshakes, and then we'd sit around watching the cars go by. We'd also go on road trips often, to places like 39 mile junction and the Blacktop Diner, just for fun.
  • The Baggage:
There's this rock star goblin that would be constantly sending me on a demon hell ride. He'd mess up my artwork in a big way. I'd always be having to figure out his tricks and deceptions. He's mad because the 70's are over, and nobody told him. I think I could kick his ass.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 8
Problems: 7
Pain Factor: 3
Who'd be in charge?: I would.
PDA: PG

CKB is the main man in the Hall. He's down with all the civic sweeties.
Girl Number Three

Girl Number Three is amazing. She is very athletic, and full of energy.
  • What her and I would do
We'd exercise lots and go do martial arts in the park. She'd probably really like my nunchaks. When we weren't working out, we'd be enjoying nature. We'd spend many summer days camping at lakes, and we spend many evenings at The Pat. She'd probably also have a great time coming with me visiting my many friends. I think she'd really enjoy Busby's Monaco Hell Ride.
  • The Baggage:
This total goof ball would keep hasling me, and trying to kill me. He's mad because sunlight burns him. I'm pretty sure I can take him, but he can fly, which makes things harder.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 9
Problems: 5
Pain Factor: 2
Who'd be in charge?: I would.
PDA: PG-13


Girl Number Four


Girl Number Four is a like a diamond. How her heart sings.
  • What her and I would do
We'd spend lots of time walking. I think she'd really enjoy things like picnics and trips to the art gallery. She wouldn't talk very much about nothing in particular, but when she did talk, it would really count. She'd be the strong silent type, but when she gets angry, watch out! I think her and I would be a couple of raging alcoholics, because she'd really be into getting drunk and cutting loose, because she is so in control most of the time. Her and I would probably get into lots of trouble. But, with any luck, her dad is rich.
  • The Baggage:
First off, this magical undead guy would be coming around and singing to me and making me see snakes. He's funny, but he's also a big asshole, and wears out his welcome fast. He's mad because he's dead. He'd also be hitting on my girl, so I'd have to kick his ass, and that shouldn't be too hard. The alien would be a nuisance, because it has acid for blood, and two mouths. The aliens are mad because they are ugly. These things are just plain rude, and would also be trying to eat us, and lay eggs in our mouths. This would make it hard to go anywhere and have a good time, due to a fear of dying. I'd have to fight them all the time. We'd be at the GNC so I could pick up some stuff, and then the alien would show up and tear the store apart. The alien would be hissing and drooling and swinging it's tail, and I'd look at it and say, "Fuck with me, and find out." And then we would battle. I think I could take the alien, but it would hideously scar me with it's acid blood and double mouth.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 6
Problems: 10
Pain Factor: 25,000
Who'd be in charge?: She would, but it wouldn't look like it.
PDA: PG


Girl Number Five

Girl Number Five is what is right about America.
  • What her and I would do
Her and I would go clubbing lots. We'd also drive around in my camaro looking for people that are playing football that I can challenge. Then we'd hustle them somehow. We'd make lots of money, and to impress her, I'd hire Guns N' Roses to come and put on a private show for us. I'd set up lots of drywall in my garage for them to break. She'd be so happy, she'd start to cry. Then we'd go get slurpees.
  • The Baggage:
There's these two assholes that would keep showing up and putting me through tables when we were out dating. It would get to be very hard on my back. These guys are mad because they have the same mom, but different dads. I think I could take them.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 7
Problems: 5
Pain Factor: 8
Who'd be in charge?: I would.
PDA: PG


Girl Number Six

Girl Number Six is a Dixie Land Delight.
  • What her and I would do
Her and I would spend a lot of time on her uncle's farm, because that is where she likes to be. I'd also have fun there too. She'd get mad at me because I'd spend too much time ripping shit with her cousins instead of spending time with her, but I would just kiss her until she'd shut up, and then we'd go off-roading in her jeep. I think I'd take her to the long branch, because she likes country music.
  • The Baggage:
This fat bastard with a big hat would be messing with me all the time. He's mad because he got fat. He'd have the GRC all over me. Lucky for me, the GRC would be dumber than normal, because he only hires really stupid people. I'd kick his ass.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 8
Problems: 10
Pain Factor: 2
Who'd be in charge?: The Mopar.
PDA: PG-13

It's a hard life living a lie. I HEART BOOBS AND THAT'S THE TRUTH!
Girl Number Seven

Girl Number Seven is a totally rad girl
  • What her and I would do
I think we'd be very active. We'd work out together, and then go out for Chinese food. I think she'd enjoy supporting me in my athletic endeavors, as I would certainly enjoy supporting her. We'd spend lots of time throwing things at cars from the overpass. I think she'd also like it when I'd sing pop music for her.
  • The Baggage:
The Soviet Union. They'd be on me like giant bag of hammers. They'd be constantly trying to take her away form me, because they are communists. They're mad because McDonald's costs too much in their country. I'd have to fight them in many nations. I'm pretty sure that I can take the Soviet Union.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 7
Problems: 6
Pain Factor: 4
Who'd be in charge?: I would.
PDA: PG


Girl Number Eight

Girl Number Eight is stellar!
  • What her and I would do
I think girl number eight would be into partying down hard. I also think she'd like going bowling, which is good, because we'd be bowling lots. I think she'd like dining out often, and at different places. I think she'd enjoy just getting out in general, and having fun.
  • The Baggage:
This Star Trek asshole, he'd always be beaming me away from her, and I'd have many hard journeys. He's mad because he never learnt how to read. He'd tell me that I'm illogical, and I'd tell him that "Mama said to knock you out." I think he'd probably use his phaser on me lots, because he is a prick. I could still kick his ass, though.
  • The Relationship Ratings
Fun Factor: 8
Problems: 5
Pain Factor: 4
Who'd be in charge?: She would.
PDA: PA-14


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Dec 09, 2001

Spitfire


Well...bet you all thought I had abandoned the site! Well, I guess I kinda have, but I'll still stop in once in awhile to leave my mark. In the meantime I'm sure soul_d will keep us entertained with many strange, huge updates. Last I heard he was even working on an ongoing comic strip.

What have I been up to lately? How kind of you to ask! Bought a new car....yeah, another one. That Cordoba I bought a month ago turned out to be a piece of crap, so I picked up a '74 Dodge Monaco (The Bluesmobile!). It is, indeed, 10x uglier than any car I have ever owned...but has earned a place in my heart, and my driveway. I'll tell you this now: Nothing destroys "Road Closed" signs and shopping carts better than the steel bumper of a '74 Monaco :)

Other than that...I've been looking at some houses (to buy). I'm getting a pretty good deal renting the place I'm in, but it still drives me nuts that my 'rent' is dissapearing into a black hole and I don't really own the place (doesn't help having a landlord hanging over your shoulder). So...I figured with the interest rates the way they are, why not? So I guess that has kept me fairly busy....I sold that old Station Wagon of Unit3's...

Oh yeah, it's also Winter. And for those of you not living in good ol' Saskatoon...its very white here. Can't complain about temperatures so far though....for December it's actually been pretty mild...but that doesn't mean I don't miss the summer. We can all sit and envy JavaGirl, who is roasting on the beach in Mexico at the moment for her honeymoon...probably the only time she'll ever be warm!! This picture on the left made me think of Razor for some reason....don't ask me why :)

I came across a video that I would like to share with all of you..especially Blue4130...but ESPECIALLY soul_d. For those who don't know (or haven't noticed), soul_d has Oriental fever. All he eats is rice all day (I'm not joking!) and I heard him the other day telling everyone that his mother was Korean. He's also taken up Tae-Kwon-Do (did I spell that right?) and is getting quite the collection of Jet Li videos. But anyways...check out this Korean Commercial ... if you don't get it, maybe you're not old enough. _SPACE_ had better cover her eyes! You too YC.

...Oh, to be young again...

I suppose I should also mention that I attended Saskatoon's hottest LAN of 2001, hosted at (who else?) Razor's new mansion. For those of you who didn't know, Razor is still surviving, in an old mansion surrounded by bats. I can't tell you where exactly this house is, because he won't tell me. In fact, to find his house I had to drive blindfolded as he directed me over the phone! Anyhow...got a chance to play some mean games of UT and some very heated games of air hockey with JayB (yes, he's still alive).

Well thats that. Time to get to bed so I can wake up bright and early to better serve our great city!

Chao,

Nov 30, 2001

soul_d


Mama said to knock you out.
Soul D Review's DRAGON FIST
I know someone that talks on the phone when pooping.
Starring Jackie Chan

There once was a green dragon that ate bad people. 1979. Jackie Chan is a student in a martial arts school that is very happy because their master just won a big tournament. The school was gleefully carrying away their prize, a giant sign, when another martial arts school approached them. The master of this school challenged Jackie Chan's master, and mercilessly beats him, giving him fatal injuries. This master steals the giant sign, and then destroys the other giant sign that Jackie Chan's school had.
Later, the mean master's wife kills herself so that the gods will not take anger with her husband for the murder he committed. This breaks the mean master, as he realizes how selfish and rude he was in killing the master of the other kung-fu school. Another Kung-Fu school shows up, and starts killing the mean master's men, secretly. It is evident that a war is going on.
Jackie Chan travels hundreds of miles to gain vengeance for his master. He beats up a bunch of people that get in his way, and then he eventually arrives at the mean master's school. The master demands that all of his students treat Jackie with respect, as he owes him a debt. Jackie Chan, his foster mom, and his foster sister sit down with the master and his daughter. The master asks Jackie Chan if is okay if he comes back in three days to collect what he is owed. Jackie agrees.I'm afraid of the candyman.
Jackie Chan Red Jackie Chan returns to collect his vengeance, but offers forgiveness when the master presents Jackie with a giant gold sign to replace the one he broke, as well as his own severed leg in a box. Jackie leaves and gets really upset.
Meanwhile, this other kung-fu school poison's Jackie Chan's foster mom so that he will do their dirty work in exchange for the antidote. Jackie Chan is framed for the murder of the masters grandson. The masters school is framed for the murder of Fatso. Fatso is some big guy that was killing lots of people. Jackie Chan shows up to the masters school again with the other kung-fu clan and What did you say about my clit? apologizes to the crippled master for having to do what he is. Eventually, everyone starts fighting, and most of the students are killed. The evil kung-fu clan orders Jackie Chan to kill the master and his disciples. The evil clan has Jackie Chan's foster mom held hostage. She tells Jackie not to kill the master, and then suddenly dies. Jackie opens a can of whoop-ass on this guy that happened to be in arms length. Then he kills all the people in the evil clan. Then really really big letters come up spelling "THE END."
Kurt Angle Don't Surf.
And in other news, Dog Pound won the song lyric contest again by correctly identifying the lyric "In my arena you will fail" as belonging to the song "Scrum" by Slayer, so he gets to keep his computer speakers. This next contest is for Dog Pound's Aliens Special Edition DVD. Can you name the song and band that spawned this lyric?
You might be the chosen one at junior high tonight.
Email your answers to Soul D. And for crying out loud, is there somone out there that can impound the pound? Oh yeah, there are secrets in this update too....

LONG STRONG AND INVADING HONG KONG!
One time four really bad men went downtown and caused a ruckus. Most of them were sent away on the hell city bus, but one had to be stopped by spiderman. That man was Hugh Grant.
Nov 26, 2001

soul_d


MEET ME AT THE PAT!!!
I'm sorry I got fat
Come to the Patricia Hotel! Have great fun, meet many new and interesting people, and stand in line for hours! That was the scene Saturday night. After travelling the great trek to Humboldt in Young Chris's carriage, I made plans with Blue 4130 to head down to the Pat. His fine older sister, Danielle, decided to join us. We could not convince Brian to accompany us. Much like a disenchanted Mr. Clean, he decided to stay home and watch Voyager. One day, we will convince Brian to join us in our rambling.
Meet me at the Pat!
We arrived at the Pat close to Ten, and stood in line for half an hour to get inside. The wait would have been considerably longer, except that we started waiting at the front of the line instead of the back. Don't ask me how we do it, we just, uh, do it. After we were granted entrance to the temple of debauchery, we stood in line at the coat check. After relinquishing our coats to the care of the staff, we then stood in line at the ATM. With our bills in hand, we stood in line at the bar. Finally, at Eleven, we had beers in hand and a party in our hearts that everyone was invited to.I HEART BOOBS
Five Good Tunes I Heard at the Pat:
Nickelback How You Remind Me
Captain Tractor Last Saskatchewan Pirate
Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby              JON
Poison Talk Dirty to Me     VOIGT WUZ
Alien Ant Farm Smooth Criminal   HERE
The bar was absolutely hopping. We found many people that we knew, and many that we were just meeting. Donnelly was there, Hubbs too, and Bill. The girls at the Pat were are all very friendly, and very frisky. Perhaps even unladylike. But, I suppose it's alright if the lady's like copping a feel once in a while. I can accept that. Blue 4130 certainly received his fair share of smacks on his bottom, and most of those were from girls.
The Pat has a decent dance floor, and a good selection of music. They play everything from rap and dance, to full out rock, and even a little country. I was there, shaking it down with the mad party crowd. I think that the esteemed Wesley Willis would have said "The mad dance party jam session the Pat was pounding out really whipped a horse's ass with belt." In fact, there was one short guy in attendance that looked like he just got off the Hell City Bus.
I did not see this man at the Pat
I saw this red haired girl at the art show I went to on Friday, she was real cute. I did everything right, up until the point where I'd have to talk to her. Oh well, I still got my free beer.
As the evening wound down it was clear that the Pat was an excellent choice for our activities. I have enjoyed the Pat to the utmost on every visit I have made.

In other news, Dog Pound won the song naming contest. No one named the mystery lyrics. The new contest offers Dog Pound's computer speakers as a prize. Can you name the band that wrote this lyric?
In my arena you will fail.
Email Soul D with your answer. And of course, I have hidden secret messages in this update that you will have to highlight for sight.
Nov 23, 2001

soul_d


 
 
Some of the best song lyrics this year has had to offer.
Identify them all, and email soul_d@pwrsrc.net with your answers.
The prize in this contest is one item from Dog Pound's bedroom.
You may have anything in there.
 
All of these songs have been released as singles for airplay.
They have all been played on one of our radio stations, or on Much Music.
 
1) This time I was mistaken,
For giving you a heart worth breaking.
 
2) He's too stoned, nintendo.
 
3) They say that girl you know she act so rough rough rough.
 
4) He lives on my block, and he drives an IROC.
 
5) You must have been sent from up above.
 
6) Why'd you have go and be somebody like you?
 
7) Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums!
 
8) I'm the definition of half man, half drums.
 
9) It was way back in the corner of this old ramshackle barn,
thirty years of dust and dirt on that green army tarp.
When I pulled the cover off it took away my breath,
what she'd called a Chevy was a sixty six corvette.
 
10) So sorry, it's over.
 
So guess, guess away. As well, I have a bonus verse for you all to take a swing.
This one will be a little harder, so I up the stakes on the prize for this one.
If you correctly answer, Dog Pound will be your butler for one week.
So, here it is. I need to know the name of the song, and the artist.
 
Bonus:
I've got a blonde on my lap, a brunette on my right,
and two black haired babes just walked in the door.
And another just walked by and snuck me a touch,
just like Bustarhymes, I say "gimme some more."
This blue eyed daisy, her hair was so wavy,
I asked if she dug me, she said "it's more than a maybe"
So I looked in her eyes, and I moved in close. I said:
"Hail to the king, baby."
These girls have all gone wild, now how cool is that?
I gotta get some.
 
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Drag your mouse between the stars for a surprise!                       GRAEME IS GAY!
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Toodles.
Nov 20, 2001

soul_d


Soul Presents

Rblords.com: The Year In Review

Welcome to november. It is time to have a massive update. About two and a half Megs massive. So get some supplies, and sit down. I have decided to present the year in review. It has actually been a pretty busy year. We saw girls coming, we saw girls going. We were at showgirls, we saw the world turn upside down, we saw some serious shit. We travelled the province and discovered love. We learned a lot about each other. It has been incredible. I SALUTE YOU ALL!










Oh man, that shin thing just seems to go on forever, doesn't it? I spent some time digging through an entire year of rblords updates. It was amazing. I laughed, I cried, and then I went for some BK. I have made a record of some of the biggest moments in the last year for rblords. Click on the date to relive the love!
Here are the 18 best rblords posts of the last year, presented in no paticular order.


       March 14


The more better 'vette


The More Better Car.
In the month of March, Unit3 provided spitfire with this incredible picture of the new corvette. Unit3 has been a big part of the rblords family for years. Except he left.


       May 8


THE PREDICTION IS PAIN! Picture of Audiophile from the Seventies.
Back in May, Spitfire found this awesome picture of everyone's favorite guy. There was much delight when it was first posted, and it led to audiophiles confession that he's actually 36 years old. Yes, that picture was taken when he was 9! Talk about early elephants with afros!



       August 22


Oh, he's not lost... Farm Accident Number Five.
This picture was part of a series of farm accident pictures posted by Spitfire back in August. Rblords has always been a leader in safety, and along with our partners, Sask Energy, would like to remind you that for everyone who loves you, come home safe tonight. Also, stop doing drugs.



       June 30


I will not be denied! The Cuff Heard Around the World.
Based on a true story, this update tells the brief tale of when Dog Pound ran into the safeway, and cuffed the famous Jon Voigt. Mr. Voigt told team rblords that "that was not the nicest thing that anyone has done for me." Dog Pound was jacked up on Limp Bizkit at the time.



       September 3


The Month of August in Review.
I thought I'd give this article mention, because it was one of the largest updates ever put on rblords. As well, it was one of many that offered Dog Pound's property as a contest prize. As for the contest in question, it is important to note that Audiophile won it. Dog Pound has yet to hand over his Minidisc player to Audiophile.


       March 1


Oh baby, keep on keepin on!


The First Anniversery of Rblords.com.
Rblords turning one year old was probably the most awesome thing to happen since puberty.


       Febuary 21


For great justice, dial down the center: 1-800-CALLATT Great Justice, Great Reporting.
Rblords was probably te first website on the internet to report the "all your base" phenomenom. Try to prove it different, and I will forward your email to Unit3. Suck that, sucka.



       July 16


nightmares


Favorite Girl Dies.
Not everything reported on rblords is funny. This picture depicts the death of Favorite girl. Rblords has always brought you the cold hard truth. This picture, however is a work of fiction. It is a work showing the pain and suffering and the death that could come. It reminds us that everything good still has to die.


       Febuary 2


All Dodge go to heaven. The Death of the Volare.
Another morbid picture that has been shown on rblords, this picture portrays the death of the Super-Volare. Later that year, the Volare really did go to that great 5 star dealership in the sky. That car really whipped a horse's ass with a belt.



       July 28


You don't wanna fuck with Cayley


Young Cayley.
This picture of Cayley, taken in January of 2000, shows a nice young boy. But don't let the image fool you, he's really a cold blooded killer. No, honest. Spitfire has a picture of him with a knife and he looks really mean.


       August 9


From our house to your house. Digital Nudity.
Back in August, Audiophile shocked the entire online world by posting the first uncensored pictures of a naked woman. It was here on Rblords that this media frenzy began. At the time, it made a lot of people angry. Now, thanks to Audiophile and rblords.com, naked people dominate the internet.



       Febuary 3


SAY HELLO!


Giant Picture of Nicole.
This picture was featured prominately on the front page of Rblords back in Febuary. It recieved rave reviews for it's artistic merit, and Soul D went on to win the Pullitzer Prize and the Order of Canada for it, as well as six Emmy's and a free 600ml Mountain Dew. Originally, it was posted full size, which caused awful scroll bar problems. Spitfire has since resized the original posting, but you can click the above image to view it in it's entirety. The value does not diminish with age.


       October 15


notorious Whole Lotta 'Slaw!
Audiophile posted this picture of the esteemed Spitfire back in October in his story on the YC's Chitek Lake Escape trip. Spitfire is known in many circles as an unstoppable eating machine, with a gas powered trumpet that won't stop.



       June 17


HEY!  CHECK OUT YC'S HOUSE!


Burt Reynolds Joins Team Rblords.
In the month of June, Burt Reynolds joined team rblords and began editing Soul D's weekend updates. Everyone was excited that Burt Reynolds had joined, but were all confused when asked to call him "Turd Fergeson." Check out Steven's Back!


       January 8


My server is good digital and love for your on the machine The SDB Server Winamp Skin.
In the monthes leading up to the year 2001, Spitfire held a contest for readers to develop winamp skins for his server. Saul Behir entered an awesome skin from the SDB Server, but did not win the contest, as it had been cancelled. Saul has no regrets.



       March 31


Pike Lake 2001. Dreams come true... The Pike Lake 2001 Trailer.
This trailer for the upcoming pike lake trip was one of the first such works in it's class. It was an exciting piece of work that made everyone who watched it very happy, and more importantly, want to visit pike lake. The Pike Lake Trailer video may have been outdone since it came out, but it will always be a classic.



       August 31


Drink lots of Scotch and watch lots of crotch! Rib Head.
This is certainly one of the most famous pictures of Spitfire ever taken. He is pictured here wearing one of his condoms on his head. Talk about double XL! He was a mad party machine during Tub 2K1, and not even the police could make him put his clothes back on. Party on, dude!



       January 29


Definetly not being denied! Goodbye to Showgirls!
Spitfire and Dog Pound are pictured here saying good bye to showgirls as only they could. Show girls was shut down by the government of Canada because of the nudity. Everyone at team Rblords really misses the naked girls, but have found some level of solace in Spitfire's Play Boy Channel subscription. Viva La Tits N Ass! Viva La Rblords!



And so that concludes the top updates of the year. I think it is important that everyone recognizes the effort and challenge involved in this website. Not only that, but I'm certain that everyone reading this website has noticed how lazy a lot of city workers are. Have you ever wondered why? It's because Spitfire works so hard that the other workers can slack off. In fact, he works so hard that City workers in Calgary can afford to slack off. If it wasn't for Spitfire, all municipal governments would crumble, and the provincial ones would be struggling very hard.
Wherever you are, please put your hands up and raise the roof in recognition of the great efforts of Spitfire, but especially his great efforts. You'd better recognize, or I'll call the G-Hump collection agency to collect that recognition. Bitch.

Music has always been a big part of rblords, and of the rblords crew. I have prepared, to the best of my ability, the top 10 songs of the last year, based on listener enthusiasm, sing along value, number of people that I've seen dancing to the music, but especially personal bias.

Rblords Top Ten Songs of the Year:

  1. Night Ranger Sister Christian
  2. Shaggy Angel
  3. Nelly Furtado Turn out the Light
  4. Limp Bizkit Rollin'
  5. East Bank G's You Don't Wanna Fuck With Cayley
  6. Milli Vanilli Blame it on the Rain
  7. Dido Thank You (It's Not So Bad)
  8. P. Diddy Bad Boy for Life
  9. Ozzy Ossbourne Crazy Train
  10. Darude Sandstorm


  11. To close this monster review, I have selected a montage of pictures that have been part of the weekend update history. Check this out:


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