Dec 01, 2000


Wow, December 1st already...does it feel like Christmas? Personally I think it came around quite quick, and I can only hope that the rest of the winter should pass this quickly so that I can get right on into enjoying spring again. However, for the time being I will bite down and endure the harsh cold and take salvage in the fact that I can rip sweet doughnuts in my volare, and uhhhh... well I'm sure there are other fun things you can do in the winter too, I just can't think of any right now. Oh I know, parties are usually more rockin' and more abundant in the winter because people don't want to go where are they??

I knew I was forgetting something! Everybody please send Razor an email wishing him a happy 23rd birthday (his birthday was the 30th I believe). Even though he is a year older, I still expect every one of you to treat him with just as much respect as you always have, if not more. Remember, he is one of the only guys I know that can actually mack out and keep it real at the same time...without a doubt.

Speaking of Razor, thanks for the pics you emailed to me, I was running out of things to put up to make this site look less boring. I am trying desperately to reach out to the illiterate audiances out there, and I figure this is the way to do it. That, and more pr0n. Hmmm...haven't had pr0n for awhile :)

Anyhow I hung out with YC tonight for awhile. I think I hung out with some other people too, but I just thought that I should mention that I was with YC because thats where the action is. He told me a story about how when he was at work one day he wrapped something tight around his finger and then forgot about it for a long time, and then later he couldn't feel his finger and his finger was blue.

I have actually (truthfully!) been overhauling this page over the last couple days and I have made significant progress! Of course, nothing has changed for you readers yet until I implement the changes. However, I should notify you that there is a possibility that this page may not be updated early next week because of the renovations. If all goes well I may be able to get everything switched over this weekend, but if I don't....well, then thats why I wouldn't be able to update early next week. I was going to refer you to EJ to entertain you during this time, but it seems as though JayB has dissapeared. You'll have to just read __SPACE__'s page instead.

If you missed YC's update yesterday (it was late in the day), then make sure to just back to the November Updates to have a look.

Time for me to jet...keep it real and have fun...then stay fit and mack frenzy...

Nov 30, 2000


I'm sick, so here's YC:

So, looks like i'm in charge of the update today seeing as spitfire is sick.

So how about that election? Looks like it was over in a day, not like the lame americans who can't count a bunch of pieces of paper in a couple weeks. Maybe those americans should watch a bit more sesame street so they could learn the basic principles behind counting.

It's pretty obvious in this country that there's a huge split between east and west. The alliance took almost ALL of western canada minus a few seats. Then the rest is pretty much all liberal. I went to Politics Watch and did their little questionaire to see who I should have voted for (because I didn't vote) and it turns out that the alliance was their first recommendation, and big surprise the liberals were the bottom of the pile. What does this mean? That probably every policy the liberals will enact will be contrary to what I want. I tell you what, all a party has to do to get me to vote for them is make indians pay taxes. However we all know that no politician has enough balls to try that. Maybe we could make a deal with them, they pay taxes, we give them quebec. Sounds fair to me :)

Well, spitfire and I were talking this morning about income tax and how the gov't rapes us every chance it gets. Well it turns out that even though his salary is a reasonably amount more than mine, we have almost the same take home pay because he pays a fair amount more income tax than I do. This is off base salary, however the lucky bastard gets a car allowance as well and works overtime. I don't get paid for overtime at my job, I just get to bank the hours for time off, but that's good too. So after his car allowance and OT he's better off than me, good'ol government jobs. Clayton, you should be buying more volares, you could get a new one each month. I mean what else is a car allowance for if not buying more cars???

Ok, enough of the serious stuff, now on to some more interesting stuff that your actually likely to read. You know all those pictures you always get in your email, or at least spitfire does. You know, the nekid photo's of usually famous people and sometimes you are left wondering if they are real or not??? Well, for you I have found the answer. It's a site called The Fake Detective. All you have to do is send him the picture and he'll tell you if it's fake or not. If it's a good one he'll make it into a case file for other people to see. Also you can look at all the old case files and see a crap load of fake nude pictures. All the harsh ones are censored out though so if your a sick pervert looking for a hard core brittney spears picture you won't find any.

Here's something else for you. We all know how hard it is to find a good site that doesn't require a credit card and i'm not sure how I stumbled on to this one but at some point in time I did. It's pretty much the only free site I know of that doesn't ask for a credit card or anything. Just head on over to teens missing their panties. Sorry girls I don't have any sites for you, I don't swing that way.

Well, that is about all for now, I must leave and continue preparations for the summer of 2001, or as some say, the SUMMER OF YC.

PS - get your ass onto the message board, i'm tired of having to stir the pot to get any action goin on over there.

Nov 29, 2000


Well, sorry for the downtime folks. My ISP had some problems for awhile there, and then the system was up and then I took it down again for some maintenance which turned out to be a whole lot more work than I thought it would be. In the end, I'm back where I started. I know, I'm mumbling again...

I had some nice pictures to put up today to dazzle all you kids, but alas our email server at work doesn't seem to be working properly and all the content I sent home seems to be gone. No matter, that just means that I will have to babble some more random thought....hmmmm.....errr.....????...ok that sucked, lets get on to something (relatively) interesting...

Tuesday means cheap day, so off I went to go see UnBreakable with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson. I mean I didn't go WITH Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson, but they were in the movie. Get it? Good.

Anyhow in short this movie was dissapointing. The story had premise, the acting was good, the directing sucked ass. They could have made a truley awesome movie out of this idea however they spent most of the time trying to build up characters and suspense, yet in the end nothing really came together or made sense. This movie contained no explosions, boobs, swearing, violence or surprises (except maybe for the surprise ending). So what was good about it? The story was decent, and parts of the movie were funny. Also, the ending was fairly unpredictable but also didn't make sense. Oh yeah, and the webpage is even worse than the movie. I give it 1 1/2 DP heads...

Anyhow, thats enough raving for me. I have this terrible cough that feels like I have a feather lodged half-way down my throat and it won't go away. The thing that really pisses me off is that I don't get paid for sick days until Dec. 5, so I don't want to miss work. Stupid cold.

Nov 28, 2000


Almost the end of the month, and almost payday!!

I can't believe how fast Christmas is creeping up on us this year. Its already getting dark around 5:30 every night, people are setting up christmas trees, and carols are playing in the malls. Is it just me or does christmas seem to start earlier every year??

Today I have a special treat for all you loyal RBlords fans. Since neither Blue4130 NOR Audiophile sent me an article to post, I was forced to write my own. I tried to stick with a topic that everyone would find informative and useful. So please click the link below and pay special attention, because you never know when you may need to know....

How to Build your own Super Sky Fortress and protect it aginast the forces of Evil

Shit I'm tired today, and just for that reason I have nothing else to say. You can check out this naked picture of Britney Spears if you want...or you can view the original here. Fun fun fun. (yawn)

Nov 27, 2000

Spitfire about living paycheque to paycheque, I have $10 to my name until Thursday and I don't have anything to pack in a lunch, so I guess I'm gonna have to either live cheap, or learn to like eating cat. :)

In computer news, I received my new 19" monitor in the mail on Friday, and I have to say I'm pretty impressed. This is the first 19" flatscreen that I have seen and I have to say the image quality is quite impressive. Oh yeah, its a SamSung 955DF. Oh yeah, and thanks Audiophile for pointing out that the price of this monitor just went down $50 after I bought it. After some poking around on Onvia's site I noticed they offered price protection within 14 days of purchase, so it looks like I'm getting a better deal than I thought!

For the first time in a very long time, RBlords is expanding by hosting a column maintained by the notorious soul_d. For all of you waiting to see the pictures from last weeks trip to Edmonton, this is where you will find them. So mosey on over there and have a look. You'll also notice that there will be a link to this new addition on the menu bar to the left, so make sure to check back on a regular basis!

Here's a good link for all you guys out there who spend any amount of time at work staring a a computer screen: Games of the 70s. They have all of the addicting games of the 70s (plus 80s and 90s) there for you to play all over again!

Beware though, with the games come a curse. I got stuck playing Lunar Lander for 2 straight hours trying to land that stupid ship and it almost got me fired! Good thing I was able to get my boss addicted to it too...

JayB seems to be getting a little depressed lately over the small number of people visiting his site. I never like to see people sad so please send him an email or something to make him feel better. I'm sure he'd really appreciate it.

I don't really have anything more to say today except that I worked a fair bit of overtime this weekend which is going to be nice with Christmas coming up. Also, one of the 64meg DIMMs in my computer decided the other day that it was now a 32meg DIMM which really pisses me off...but I guess thats what I get for buying RAM from the bargain bin at Techtronics. I never keep receipts for RAM either, because I expect it to last forever. Perhaps from now on I'll be more careful as this is the second stick that has gone bad for me in the last year...

Nov 24, 2000


And the flaming wars continue...

I spent all day at work excited because there was a possibility that when I got home there would be a brand new monitor staring at me, but alas there was not. I really hope it gets here tomorrow because the wait is killing me.

Finally some real exciting news to grace the front page of the best webpage on the internet...Michael Jackson has a new single out. Yes, you heard it right and you heard it here first folks.

After waiting for the smoke from his huge court battle over child molestation, MJ is back and kickin out some phat rhymes. His new single "Jealous Ghost" includes a modern beat, but other than that it blends in well with any other MJ hit you have sitting on your shelve.

The single isn't actually out on shelves quite yet (settle down!), but MJ has personally given express permission to the staff of Rappablords to promo his new hit, so you can download it here.

If anybody experiences problems with this site over the weekend, I am offering an apologize in advance. I'm not 100% sure yet, but oden may be going down for an upgrade. At the same time, I have been wrestling to get MySQL working and its getting to be a bit of a pain in the ass. I don't remember it ever being this damn hard last time I had it working but that was over a year ago and my memory just aint that damn good :)...

You know what I hate? Rocks. They just get in your way, they chip your car, they get in yours eyes and hurt your feet. I hate rocks. Almost as much as I hate you.

Wanna know another thing I hate? Well I can't think of anything else I hate right now. I guess I'm just too filled with love.


Who needs a truck anyway?

In other news I downloaded an mp3 ripper today, so I have been encoding all of my store-bought audio cds into mp3s for no real reason. I'm kinda dissapointed though because the damn encoder doesn't seem to be multi-threaded so its not effectively using both of my CPUs. Doesn't that just piss you off?

YC just informed me that he is very damn close to having one year of cracking time for SETI. Too bad he will never catch up to me! NEVER I SAY!!! Okay, I think its time for bed for me...

Nov 23, 2000


First off, I'd like to draw everyone's attention to The Discussion Board as it is seeing the most activity it has ever seen since the day it was conceived. My only question is, where the hell is Dr. Razor in the midst of all of this?

Another amusing video from Check it out!

I don't really have all that much to say today except that I am looking forward to the end of the week so that I can catch up on my sleep. Oh, I'm also pretty excited about getting a new monitor, although I'm not sure when it is going to get here. Could be anytime before next thursday but I'm hoping it gets here before the weekend, as I have had good luck in the past receiving things from within 2-3 days of ordering...

As of the past month or so I have become extremely adicted to the god of all pop: Mountain Dew. Some of you who knew me from school may remember me getting hooked on Orange Crush while I was there, in fact I practically lived off of it...but those days are no more, for I have realised the superiority of the Dew.

Some quick facts about Mountain Dew that you may not know:
  • Pepsi purcahsed Mountain Dew from the TIP corporation in 1964
  • In the 1960s, many Mountain Dew bottles were sold with names of employees from local plants engraved in them, to help promote a 'personal' feel to the beverage.
  • Mountain Dew contains more caffine than Jolt cola, except for in Canada, where law prevents non-dark sodas from containing caffine.

Goodnight everybody, its time to go to bed. I hope to see you all back here again for the next exciting Rappablords update!


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