|Oct 02, 2000|
Ahhhh another month and a clean slate...
What better way to start off the month, than with a true-spoken article
from the heart (of YC). Within, YC insults everything you love, respect
and cherish. He also discusses how he likes to watch Pierre Treudo on
TV, how some women can't drive, and the true meaning of life. Look
out - he is mad, and
he is Canadian.
And a link from Unit3...its all
you ever needed to know about the
most controversial and unsolved problem of todays world. All summed up
in one sentence. Wow. This should give something Mel something to think about...
This past weekend you may have noticed this site has been rather
unpredictable, and I have traced the problem down to a faulty network
card. Lucky, I guess, as I was able to figure that out fairly quickly
before pulling apart the entire machine piece by piece. This weekend was
a lazy one for me, getting together at Audiophile's place on Saturday
night and Blue4130's tonight
(for a small apartment-warming party).
Yeah, I know...today's update sucked. I'm sorry. Go check out YC World, its much more
|Sep 29, 2000|
Last day of the month and I'm sure you are all just wondering what
exciting news I have for you. Well, wait no more because the Volare
pictures are here. I am even thinking of starting to make a Super-Volare
series of comics which would appear daily. Watch out for that!
Something seems to be wrong with Mel
lately, she has updated her site 2 days in
a row. So everybody should go drop on by
and let her know if you masturbate or not, 'cause that seems to be on her
YC has been bugging me a lot lately about needing some porno, and being
the smart man I am, I know it is best to please his wishes. As a result I
present to you the girl on the right. Click the 6 pictures for different
shots, but be careful! Some of them contain adult content!!|
Oh and about those Volare pictures that I have, they will be up
tomorrow. HA! Had you going there didn't I? Don't worry, it's all very
much worth it. Right now I am trying to get ahold of Larmal and see if he will pose
for me in front of the car while givin it to some black dude.
I have been getting quite a bit of responses on my request for content
lately, I'm quite impressed. Soul_d
sent me this 40 meg Britney
Spears video, YC sent
me some handy info on world laws and
regulations, and an top
of all that, I am expecting some articles coming in the near future as
|Sep 27, 2000|
Damnit, I totally forgot to throw together an update earlier this evening
so here I am at 11:30PM wanting to go to bed but knowing that if I don't
update now, I will have everybody harping on me (everybody meaning my 2
avid readers). Good news is it sounds like there are some articles in the
making for the site in the near future...
anyone? Hahahahaha...ok bad joke.
I allowed Blue4130 to borrow my
super-volare today and he didn't appreciate the experience as well as he
should of. I received various emails throughout the day including such
negative phrases as "That car is not safe" and "I'm never going to borrow
this car again". Oh well, his loss I guess :) On the topic of the
super volare, I know I totally promised pictures of it today but I
forgot to scan them so I will bring them to work tomorrow and scan
them. Can you do any less???
You know I was just thinking about how many people come to visit my site
(more than 5, less than 100) on a regular basis and I have to chuckle. I
mean, this ugly site was designed as a small project to keep myself
entertaining during boring classes at school, and now its still going, 6
months strong. This is why I have been considering re-vamping the site
into something a little more professional than my manually edited html-php
high-maintenance version. Only problem is I lack the basic skillz it takes
to make this happen. Perhaps one day I will give it a shot but until then
I guess you will all have to suffer.
Time for bed. So tired. Watch for some kick ass pix of the super-volare
tomorrow, and don't forget to post on the Discussion Board
(which everyone seems to have forgotten about)
|Sep 26, 2000|
Sheesh, I gotta get off my ass and scan some pictures of my sweet Volare
before I forget about them...
I just realized that I forgot to mention YCs party in yesterdays update,
although Razor and JayB have already talked about
it...in short the party was a concise conglomeration of all that is true
and wise in the eyes of our lord, Larmal, and all those who follow his
lead as shepherd of an idealistic religion of glutony and homosexuality
known as 'EJDOM'. If you have no idea what I am talking about, perhaps you
should ignore this paragraph.
Mad Pr0pz to mrp who didn't read the
Blue4130 is borrowing my Super
Volare today, I hope he treats it nice or I may be out of a $100 super-car
(they aren't easy to come by). On the topic of the Super-Volare, I
should/will have pictures of it up tomorrow for all of you who have not
yet had the privilige of seeing it.
Sick of stupid, pointless videos
yet? How about Terrible Jokes?
You know, I think its time to mention the fact that it has been a long,
long time since anyone has sent me anything to put up on the site. Dog Pound has been rather
quiet lately, Audiophile has
been begging for me to worship him on the site, and even YC has been avoiding the
topic of writing an article for me. Whats with you guys??? I will leave
tonight with a comment I found in my mailbox this morning by the
all-knowing soul_d. Perhaps you could
learn a lesson from it:
"So I get this letter in the mail simply addresed: 'Are you the One?'
And I'm like, 'yeah,' so I open it and it's like 'One in six people have
MS, are you the one?' and I was like 'AHH!!'"
|Sep 25, 2000|
Hey y'all, another Monday and winter is just around the corner...
Dr. Razor did a great job of
filling in for me this weekend, and perhaps we will see him return. It's
nice to be able to take a short rest (even though I don't normally update
My short movie review of the month will be big Mel Gibson flick of the
Keeping the tradition of past Gibson films, The Patriot is a long,
winding epic centered around Mel saving the free world with just a sword
and a small army of loyal men. This movie contains no nudity, sex, or even
a hint of bad language. However, for you men out there, what the movie
lacks in nudity it makes up easily in Gore. The movie does not go on for
more than 10 minutes at anytime without a head being chopped off, a leg
being severed, or a town full of people burned within a church.
The plot was good, and the action was good, and this alone made the movie
a must-see. Be warned that the epic is around 2 1/2 hours long, but that 2
1/2 hours are promised to be jam-packed with bloody war action! Watch
closely and you may even pick up a sliver of American
Our news links for today brings us all the way over to the CRA-Z country
of France, where a small town mayor has issued a municipal decree
declaring it illegal for anyone to die within his town. Read more here.
Thats it for the update today kiddies, off to bed for me...
|Sep 24, 2000|
Hey all, Doc Razor here. Sorry bout the late update today but I was in the hospital due to the tremendous agony Iíve been in for the last few days. It was so bad I had to miss YCís bash. I hear it was a pretty good party, maybe Spitfire will give us all the details tomorrow...
Anyway, ya know what one of the problems with the Internet is?
Because there is SO MUCH information available when it comes to entertainment, you hear about all of the movies that may or may not be coming out for the next few years. If something sounds cool you still have to wait a LONG time for it, it can be very frustratingÖ
Case in point, I found out today that they are in the process of shooting the Lord of the Rings trilogy. If you havenít read the books, youíve either been living on a desert island all your life, or youíre not really the nerd youíre pretending to be.
Anyway, it turns out the release date for the first movie in the trilogy isnít until Christmas 2001, with each sequel to be released on the next 2 following Christmas days. If youíve got the patience to wait over a year, check out lordoftherings.com for all the details.
Another movie that a lot of nerds just canít wait for is the new live-action Spiderman movie. The script was apparently done by James Cameron (Terminator, Titanic, etc.), but shooting doesnít start till January 2001, with a release date of May 2002.
Some other upcoming sequels you nerds may find interesting include The Matrix II and III, Heavy Metal 2000, Blade II, and of course Star Wars Episode II. Just punch the title into your favorite search engine and watch the rumors fly.
Speaking of movies, if you liked the movie Coyote Ugly (and what heterosexual male didnít? as long as you were really drunk, turned the sound off, and blasted some Slipknot on your stereo), youíll love...
Ok, ok, I know todayís update was kinda lame but Iím still in pain so fuck off.
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