|Jun 30, 2000|
Last day of the month and payday for me! I've heard from numerous people that my site has
been very slow for the last week. That doesn't really surprise me as my internet provider
has been really choking lately (probably because of the sheer bandwidth I'm
drawing). Also, nearing the end of the month this main page gets pretty damn long. I
could probably limit it to half-month sections but to do that efficiently I would
probably have to implement some sort of database backend system and that:
- Requires patience, competance, and a person with larger genetalia than myself
- Would make Larmal cry
- Would defeat the purpose of this l33t webpage. Fight the power!
Well, Unit3 has finally done it. He's gone out and
created a new webpage, hardcore.pwrsrc.net. Here you will
find many hardcore things such as rips of my fight
videos. Mr-T has also been
re-vamped. In his own words:|
Come to mr-t.pwrsrc.net. I now have a daily news feature
and news archive, and will be having daily content since Spitfire has not updated
Rappablords in 2 days. Also, this is the perfect time to announce my new site: h a r d c
o r e . p w r s r c . n e t
As a side note which nobody will care about, it sounds like Razor isn't going to be going to the lake until early
next week (when I am working) so I guess I'm not going to be camping :(. Oh
Dog Pound w00ped my ass tonight
in UT which has left "a
sour taste in my mouth". This simply can not do. He has obviously been rapidly practicing
since the last time we played. I AM UNSTOPPABA!!!!!|
Rappablords finally get the
"Seal of Approval" from Dog Pound
(I can't figure out if this is a
penis or just DP's arm wearing a boxing glove with lotsa pit hair)
Now I'm really glad that I made this an early update...I just got back from working 2
hours of overtime, and they then informed me that I need to come back in at 3:00AM until
6:00AM...then my normal shift starts at City Hall at 8:00. Hmmmm...I guess I could
squeeze some breakfast in there somewhere :). I just wish they could have kept me there
all night, would have added up to a lot more O/T. But whatever...I'm off to bed.
|Jun 28, 2000|
Almost the end of June!!! I don't know why I'm cheering, as that just means its one day
closer to the end of summer. And what a horrible summer it's been too, damn cold for this
time of year. Hell, blame it on the jetstream or whatever but we all know these weather
patterns are part of some insane government plot to generate more revenue for the
bunnyhug and sweater market. Really, I looked into it...
As promised, today I have a new comic by soul_d. WARNING: Viewer
discresion is advised.
Current EJ Webcam - Updates every month
Well...just as I was about to right up a memorial speech for EJ, Larmal finally re-emerged. Yes, after a week
away from the site no less. I'm beginning to wonder exactly why he ever bothered to write
"Updates every minute" under his webcam, I don't think I have ever seen it update twice
in a freakin' day. Oh well. I wonder if JayB
will ever come back...|
Looks like the old rappablords.eu.org name finally
resolves again. Now thats service! Only took 3 weeks to process a request...I guess thats
what I get for relying on a free service. DNS sucks, especially when you do it
yourself. Oh well.
I need some more submissions for the T-Shirt contest, currently I only have 1. Come on
you guys and gals, I know I have some original readers out there! _SPACE_! YC! Dog
Pound! Lets get some originality flowing here.
For those of you who missed my wonderful stileproject ripoff, you can still see it here. Almost as good as EJ ripoff, hey? Hmmm...I need some new ideas
:) Somebody write "Spitfire Licks Sack" across their naked body and take a picture and
send it in or something, now THAT would be good content. Until then, I'm afraid your
stuck with some
usefull camping tips, and terrible geek
humour. Sorry guys...
Don't forget to post your comments on the Rappablords Online Discussion
|Jun 27, 2000|
One day closer to the end of my life
Kinda of depressing title, isn't it? Well, I'm not REALLY depressed, but if you think
about it, it's true. Everyday we are but one day closer to our own demise, and there is
nothing we can do about it....well, except sit around and read all these updates to my
site, which MAY extend your
life by a matter of years. Thats right! Rblords
Today I got home from work to find a letter on the table addressed to me from SIAST,
where I just graduated. Upon opening the envelope I see that there are 5 job postings
inside. I decide to take a look and see what there is going around and come across a job
posting for a position in a small town public library, salary: $8/hour. WTF?? This can't
be serious? They ACTUALLY expect us to consider an $8/hr job after wasting two years of
our lives and 10k+ of our wallets in that stupid course?? Oh well, whatever, I have a job
so I guess I have nothing to complain about, but this is about as lame as the time Staples posted a job for
Well, looks like Blue4130 has finally awoked
from his tussin-provoked slumber and has sent me a breif message to assure the readers of
rblords that he is still alive. Good job Blue4130!!
"I just thought that i should clear some "issues" up about the big party at Dallas'
House O' Lush's. I want to state that anything done by me or my affiliates through
out the course of the evening was 100% alcohol induced. There was a lot of Tussin'
and Lovin' going on that night. I was not tricked into the tussin' like Clay suggests.
I can't recall any tussin or vodka comming near my throat therefor it didn't happen. I
also don't recall going home, therefor that also didn't happen. I do recall, though, two
certain people getting "friendly" Bart and Erica, damn they seemed to go missing for a
while. But then again so did I, then i fell off the roof and was found, Problem solved.
After nearly being dacapitatd by my wine cork I have decided that wine is a bad idea in
more ways than one. But it is still better than Tussin. Its time or this cowboy to sign
I feel a case of insomniac setting in. Where did I put that
Does anyone remember that hilarious audio clip with the
girl who kicked some guy's dog? Well, it looks like someone has gone ahead and taken
this one step further by adding a flash animation to the clip. You can check it out
Larmal, in absense of JayB (who is now dead or something), has come up
with the great idea to sell T-Shirts off of their site. This is a great idea,
and the design isn't all THAT bad. You also have the choice of 5 colors. "Backdoor
Black", "Gay Navy", "Fag Orange", "Bright iredecent coming-out-of-the-closet blue", and
"Anal virgin White".|
All this T-Shirt talk has made me hungry for some Pheonix Claw, but I guess I'll have to
settle for some dry rasin bran. Mmmmm.... I hereby present a contest to all of you, my
DESIGN ME A T-SHIRT
Perhaps I'll even consider getting one made for myself...
On another totally unrelated happy topic, I forgot to pay my $6 parking ticket on time so
now I have to pay the full amount, $40. Of course I'm not going to pay this amount or
else I would be admitting that I was wrong, which I wasn't, not morally anyway. Parking
in hospital emergency zones is perfectly 'morally' just.
Watch out for tomorrow when I will present a comic from
none other than soul_d. This could prove very
interesting, and I am not even going to look at it until tomorrow.
|Jun 26, 2000|
Another Monday and almost the end of the month! Saturday night was the big party at soul_d's place and boy did it rock. Just ask Blue4130 who got tricked into drinking a shot of
vodka and Robitussin. Just remember, when your outta 'tussin, just pour some vodka in the
bottle and you gotz mo' tussin!! But please try not to gag...
Back to work again after my nice long weekend. I have had quite a few people come up to
me lately and ask me what exactly it is that I do. In fact, many of them have the
impression that I do nothing. I'm not sure exactly how they got that impression, I guess
its just because I am a city worker.
Well...I basically do whatever there is to do. For the most part that involves carrying
an annoying cell phone and answering calls of people who spilt watermellon juice on their
brand new mouse and want a new one. Other than that I have a couple projects involving
're-vamping' badly coded MS Access DB code. Thats what my job IS. I also sometimes have
to run to different city locations for help calls. What don't I do? I don't dig holes,
climb poles, or draw those pretty lines down the center of the street. Well, not yet
Anyhow, how do you like my new site design? I'm not sure if I could live with it,
although its mildly better than jamming scissors into
your crotch, listening
to the melodic ring of Dot Matrix printers, or enduring the gay colors of EJ.
|Jun 23, 2000|
Well, I spent a good couple hours putting some finishing touches into the interior of my car. I have to admit, if I
were to do
it all again I'd probably have ordered brand new parts rather than switching interiors
with another car. Its just so much damn work and nothing ever fits the same, even with
identical cars. Especially the headliner.
Believe it or not, we have ANOTHER profile
today. This time by Dr. Razor himself. In fact, I have received so many profiles
from so many people (ok, not THAT many), that I have created a new section in the
side bar under "Some more fun" called 'Reader
Bios'. Go there to read all the older bios.
Last day of the work is over, and now I get to lounge around on a Friday and get paid for
it! I really quite like my job most of the time, but sometimes you have to deal with
REALLY stupid people and it can be really frustrating. Just to prove what exactly I mean,
I took a video camera to work today and had my partner follow me around. Here is a clip of my day.
Note to YC: By putting up this picture I do not mean to degrade or make fun of you in any
way. I am merely suggesting that in your future years you may consider engaging in sexual
intercourse with animals.
Oh, and I lied the other day when I said that rappablords.com worked, I guess it does
not. Well, it does if you point your dns server to 126.96.36.199 :). I'm not sure why its
not working but I don't really care all that much either.
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