|Jun 01, 2000|
Finally, a sign of life from EJ. It seems that
my old friend Larmal has developed a funny
little script that sends hatemails to me. Sounds original, hey? :)
Either way, a simple forwarding rule is now sending them all back to him so I have
nothing to worry about, I actually encourage you all to fill it out, but instead of
finding the script on their site please follow this link so
that they get less pageviews and therfore get less revenue.
Larmal claims there is an even bigger
coming, I just can't wait! This is so
"A weak man, protects not only his weakness, but cover's it with his own
strengths. Strengths that do not exist, are only showing the true heart of a
Also, the hatemail button has been upgraded to Version 2.0 ... meaning that now for every
press Jay B receives about 20 emails and so does larmal. Emails to Skinny pElvis have
been bouncing...seems his account has been disabled or something.
-Dog Pound (in his younger days)
My friends, I believe everything to be done in this war has been done.
In summary, I created a hatemail button on rappablords and introduced the idea of
floodpinging EJ, which I honestly didn't think would effect them whatsoever but Larmal
claims it took down the site for a day so hey, bonus. Larmal then informed me that he
a devious, evil plan to get back at me which turned out to be just a copy of the hatemail
button I made, but this time in a form. I heard this took him all day to code which is
really quite funny as a simple forwarding rule on my linux box shot all those emails
right back to him. I sometimes tire of being the best.
I then took it upon myself to rip of EJs site design, and I did so manually using nothing
more than a text editor. This took a couple hours and personally I can't wait to get back
to my original design. By personally skimming through all the source php and html code on
the EJ pages I can say without a doubt that this is the most inefficient, cluttered mess
of html that I have ever seen in my life! No wonder it doesn't load properly in
Netscape. Got news for you guys, drop Dreamweaver and learn how to code html on your
Through this war I have made new enemies, namely Skinny Elvis. I would like to take this
time to thank SE for his generous
compliments to my site, an accomplishment that I
believe earns me the right to call myself a jerk. An 'Extreme Jerk' if you will. Larmal
and JayB have not only sold out repeatedly,
but have consistently maintained a site that
not only displays the gayest blue colors in the spectrum proudly and boldly, but hosts
articles which with the possible exception of Jerky Clay, have no 'Extreme'ness to them
at all. Even now that they are hosted on the notoriously slow bla-bla servers and have
permission to use any content they want, there has been very little change in their
content at all.
I don't know what to say guys, except that I expected better from you. I end this war now
by my own forfeit, because there is nothing more to gain. I have proven that I,
of Rappablords, am the only EXTREME JERK in this war, and that in itself is reason enough
to celebrate. A bid you all goodnight!
|May 31, 2000|
Well, its been a long month (for me anyway) but it's finally over. Went to
see Mission Impossible II tonight, it wasn't bad but it could have been
much more original.
It seems JayB has an opinion of
my recent attacks towards him. If he had any communication with Larmal then he may have noticed
him posting this in my message
Spitfire you asshole! Our site isn't even
loading today.... you fucker..... floodping me will you? you fucking
cunt... I'm gonna kick yer ass right before I fuck
Of course, I too suspected that nothing would come out of the attack but
supposedly it did so hey, nice surprise. As for the emails, they were
going to email@example.com, which I just remembered is no longer
active because with your awesome webspace provider you can only have one,
lame email account.
Also, I was promised a quick and sweet revenge, however you keep me
waiting. My friends, this war is growing stale. If revenge is a dish best
served cold, there would be no finer time than now. Freakin' -5C out there
I am sorry for the lame update but I have a job interview tomorrow and I
need time to get ready so see all you idiots tomorrow. Watch out for
tomorrow's update, its going to be a good one. That is, if my site is able
to sustain the inevitable wrath of the l33t haX0rs at EJ.
|May 30, 2000|
Hmmmm...now this whole EJ<->Rappablords war is getting interesting. To
tell you the truth, this whole thing started out as a little joke between
sites to help gain a few more hits but I'm afraid it has become much more
than that. You see, even though I have been trying to defend Larmal lately, he has turned
against me. I think it is about time that everybody out there take a good
look at who is a really good friend of theirs and who would stab them in
the back the first chance they got.
Current word is that they are going to do something 'aweful' to my site
tomorrow, I just can't wait. Why? Because I happen to know that I am twice
the l33t HaX0r JayB ever will
be, and will get him back twice as worse even if it means sacrificing the
Oh, and seems as though Rappablords has aquired a new enemy, Skinny
pElvis. I don't know whats funnier, the fact that some gay little excuse
of an internet script kiddie managed to wrestle the mouse away from his
slut of a mother for just long enough to post a complaint about my site,
or the fact that in an estatic rage of incoherent self-ratification and
pro-countenance, this weasle of a character managed to concoct some
pitiful 'nickname' which does nothing more than represent the obvious
incompetence and embarrasing proportions of his own penis.
Either way, I am happy to announce that now everytime the hatemail
button is pushed (now moved
onto the sidebar), Jay B will be sent one email and Skinny pElvis will be sent
3. Also, both Jay and Skinny pElvis will be signed up for free
online subscriptions to YM.|
I just got this email from Unit3:
--- extremejerks.com ping statistics
57255 packets transmitted, 53499 packets received, +1634 duplicates,
6% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max = 62.6/98.8/566.3 ms
Good work everybody, keep up the attack and don't stop until they quit
being so grumpy about it.
Anyhow, enough about the war already, thats getting old. How about some
more pleasant material such as a guy
getting sprayed with water or everybody's favorite: guy gets baseball bat in the
Don't forget to post your comments in the new discussion
|May 29, 2000|
Boo hoo, looks like Rappablords may just have to shut down because Jay B is going to rat
me out to the @home network. Little does he know, I actually have a
contract with @home, who gets 50% of all profits made by this
And perhaps I was being a bit rash by poking fun at the loading speed of
but you'd think that a corporate webhosting service would be able to
supply adequate bandwidth...especially more than my wimpy little P200 on a
cable line can...but then again I don't get near as many hits as they
do. Also, as days go by I feel more and more sorry for that poor Larmal fellow, who is the
true heart behind EJ and always has
been. A dark shadow past over the EJ site the day that
he allowed JayB to do
updates. tsk tsk.
I would like to take a moment to dedicate today's update to my personal
hero, Larmal, a man of
dreams, a man of mystery, and most of all the man behind everything that
EJ once stood for. It is
truely sad that their site had to sellout as it did, but I hope
that we could all remember the site it once was, when it was all
about rock and roll. Is there something you can do you ask? Why
yes, there is!
Today is EJ Denial of Service
Many people do not know how easy it is to annoy other sites and sometimes
even take them down. Today I encourage everyone to help bring down EJ. How? It's easy!
If you are using linux (preferred) or some derivative of a Unix-style
operating system, and you have access to the 'root' account, simply type
the following line:
ping -f extremejerks.com
For best results, this command should be left executing for at least 24
hours. If you are using a windows machine, this gets a little bit more
difficult. Windows does not come with built in functionality to floodping
other people, but you CAN still ping them. As of right now
(3:00AM May 29th) I am beginning my floodping.
If you are too lazy to participate in this war, the least you can do is
press the following button which will send JayB hatemail...
Please feel free to press this button as many times as you feel
|May 28, 2000|
Alright, another weekend update. Why? Because I can. I'm graduated and I
have nothing better to do at the moment than pay attention to the
site. Hopefully I can get a few more toys up here, like a discussion
board, and maybe a voting topic or something lame like that.
JayB is getting
particularily nasty in this Rappablords <-> EJ war. At least I have Dog Pound and
Blue4130 on my side, but they
have the giant black cat on their side. This could be an interesting
war. In fact, today I have decided to post an interview I did with
Jay B just a couple days ago.
*** NEW DISCUSSION BOARD
Thats right, I've finally implemented an online discussion
rappablords. Feel free to post meaningless rants, accusations and general
comments here. I especially welcome any comments about the current war
Jerks. I encourage anyone and everyone to add at least one
message to the board, just because I am curious as to who exactly
reads this page.
Don't forget to keep checking back to the site, as it is going through
some major renovations currently (now that I have time). Expect an updated
archives section, comic
section and other goodies as well. Perhaps even a new layout if I get
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