Speaking of my new car, I took it out for a cruise Friday night and raced a couple Mustang 5 litres, a new Dodge truck, a GTO, an '83 Camaro, a new Honda Accord :) and a funky early 80's Oldsmobile. I beat them all except for the funky oldsmobile who pulled away and promptly bottomed out the entire underside of his car, the sparks were quite magnificent :). That Olds had some hopped up big block in it...
Dog Pound has sent me some links for today's update. The first link is the webpage of a die-hard super mario fan (my old webpage), and the second is a link to the anti-napster Metallica Forum. Seeing as how everyone is so mad at Metallica right now, it might be a good idea to check out their side of the story.
Dog Pound sent me more but I will save it for another day.
Wow, what a fitting link mrp just emailed me. Let this be the new official anthem for my car! :)
Yay! It's Razor day on rblords! What does that mean? Well, Razor send me a whole bunch of content the other day (he's setting a good example :) ). He sent me SO much content, that I am going to have to make an entire update about it.
Razor has two Audio picks for the day. The first is Burn in Hell by Twisted Sister. But since, according to Razor, "most of the pansy-asses that read this site are too preppy or too young to have ever heard Burn in Hell", the second choice is We're not Going to Take it. Either way it's Twisted Sister, so eat up! Bitch!
A personal favorite of Razor's, originally discovered by mrp of pwrsrc.net: Tux the Penguin in ASCII Art!
Oh, and for all those who care, I picked up my car today and all I can say is Damn. That thing's too fast for me :).
It just occured to me by looking over Hellsh0k's Webpage that this page is really damn plain and ugly. At least it is easy to navigate (kinda). Still, I sometimes I wish that I didn't lack the creativity, time and patience to create a nice looking site. I guess I'm also not a fag.
Well, looks like Heather from the Discussion Board is a real person after all, and is reading our page all the way from Mississippi! You know what that means? It means I have a fanbase greater than 10km, that that really makes me happy. I also got a scarey letter today from the tech support people of the exhibition grounds here in Saskatoon. I'd rather not talk about it...
Well, Doctor Razor finally got on my back about not having his banner up on my menu bar, so up it goes. Is it just me or has his page been relativily static lately? Although he gets a hell of a lot of hits so I'm going to shut up now :). In the mean time I have taken down the SDB Server banner until Saul gets his ass in gear and updates it.
Razor forwarded me this link today urging me to purchase 100,000 feet of Ethernet cable with my newfound job-cash. If only I had $25'003.75. Thats a hell of a lot of cable!
The official video of the day is Happy Happy Joy Joy by Ren and Stimpy. This video is 25megs and you probably don't want to download it but it's there if ya want it :)...
Watch for tomorrow...our first "Official Razor day".
I have a video link from Dog Pound today which is quite interesting. An IBM-Linux commercial. All you geeks out there should take a look.
soul_d has been doing major damage to my computers lately, every time that he visits my place. I think I am going to have to do something to teach his FAG ASS a lesson.
Today for the first time in my new job I had to call in sick because of some freakin' virus that soul_d passed on to me. I got up this morning and my head was pounding so hard I was like "Fuck this, I need to go back to bed". So I called in and went back to bed for a few hours, and I'm glad I did. Work has been unusually slack lately, and I don't like that one bit. I actually cleaned up my office the other day because I was so bored. This is not a good sign...I forsee that there is going to be a huge rush of business soon.
On a side note, I'm beginning to worry that Unit3 isn't going to be bringing me an arcade machine because he doesn't want to drag his ass over to the arcade story. This saddens me deeply, but I could probably also use the money back as well. What am I saying? If he doesn't buy me an arcade he'll probably buy me a big $240 bag of sugar or something.
The page is now being hosted off of the ever-growing rappablords network. If you would like your page hosted at this site, let me know and I'll consider it.
Stupid soul_d gave me his damn cold...I had absolutely NOTHING to do at work today, mainly because my supervisor called in sick (which I should have done). Blech.
Thank you Dog Pound for finding me my all-time favorite C=64 digitized sound sample. If anybody can name the game that it comes from, I will buy them a doughnut. Honest!
Well, I have myself hooked on getting a Toyota Supra now. The specific one I am looking at right now is a 1988 Supra Turbo. I even found a kit to upgrade it to 470hp. Hehehe...11 second 1/4 mile sounds mighty tempting :)
I have caught word that Unit3 has been calling me a FAG ASS quite a bit lately. I don't know where this came from but it angers me because I am neither a fag nor an ass. All this plus the fact that I gave him $240 has got me a little worried. I hope he buys me my arcade game soon, I'm going through withdrawl...
I caught this picture off of pwrsrc and like mrp, I almost fell over laughing. There's nothing like the corny ending sequence's of old NES games, especially this clip from Bad Dudes.
I managed to come across a review of Bad Dudes which tells just how great a game it really was. Here's a teaser:
"Ugh and double ugh! Data East is a company who had a great string of arcade games that translated into terrible NES games. Bad Dudes may be the worst yet! In it, you are commisioned by the FBI or some federal agency to rescue the president. Yup, you and your doppleganger bad dude brother are out to save the president, who incidently rewards freeing the leader of the most powerful country of the free world with a hamburger."
It is now the 24th and there has been no softcore pr0n day for the month. Why? Perhaps because I am a lazy ass, or perhaps because I have developed solid morals which told me it was wrong. You pick. Anyway if you have anything worth putting up, just email me.
Unit3 has complained about the speed of my server, saying something along the lines of it being a direct result of my FAG ASS. I then decided to load up his page and it wouldn't even load. WHO'S GOT THE FAG ASS NOW, FAG ASS???". Oh, and please give me my arcade game.
If anyone is having problems loading my page (over highspeed), let me know. Near the end of the month it starts getting slower because there is so much to load on the page. Perhaps I should start dividing the months into smaller sections, but that would take a little more work in terms of managing the archives (considering this entire site is done manually). Maybe I will just have to come up with a nifty php dynamic script like Unit3. FAG ASS!
What do you get when you slap a 2000 Corvette 350 engine on a motorcycle? A 2000 Boss Hoss. Check out the fan on that thing! It's too bad the tourque from the engine alone would have you on your side on the ground the first time you revved it up. Hell, I once flipped my car that way :)
EJ is DEAD!
Thats right...Larmal has finally gone the way of Jay B and has lost interest in his site. Oh well, we all knew that in the end rblords would prevail! Hehehe just kidding Larmal, yer all right :) Anyway, the site should be returning sometime next month with a new gimmick. I also caught word that Jay B has finally found himself a job as a pimp. Right on!
Anyhow, I kinda forgot what day it is so thats why we ended up with a Saturday update. I have to go to bed now so I can get up and run to my bank appointment tomorrow. If I feel like it I think I might buy a car tomorrow :)
I have a good site that everybody should visit. It's some guy making fun of another guy who loves Honda Del-Sols or something. It's actually quite funny, as I happen to love making fun of people who drive newer Japanese cars and think they can outperform any sports car on the road. Read the article (or some of it anyway, its really long), it's called: Your Kung-Fu is no good.
I'm (again) REALLY REALLY tired so I'm turning in. It's been exactly ONE WEEK since Larmal updated his site so please email him and tell him to get his ass in gear!
Don't forget to post your comments on The Discussion Board.
All I know is that I am really hoping this Street Fighter Arcade purchase is going to go through. It's all in the hands of Unit3 now but he has reported that the SFII game he had his eye on before wouldn't power up the other day, and the owner of the store wasn't around to tell him why. Oh well.
I found a really awesome site today and then forgot to copy the link so you guys don't get to see it...so instead you will just have to make due with some terrible 'Yo Mama is SO Fat' jokes
Quote of the day:
A reminder to all of you who live in Saskatoon and area, Mel has reminded us on her page that the Exhibition is from August 8th to August 13th this year. See you all there! (Oh, and Mel, you SHOULD be sorry for not entering a T-Shirt in the contest).
On the topic of T-Shirt contests, I am hoping to release the most popular selections by the end of the month, so GET YOUR DESIGNS IN!
As a final note for the day, it looks like YC has found himself a nice cushy job. Posting on the Discussion Board while working...sheeeesh :)
People start sending me content again!
I'm gonna get in shit tonight from Razor because he wanted to get to bed early and requested that I do an early update. Of course I had full intention of fullfilling his request, however I ended up getting caught up talking to my good friend Eli (who by the way is selling a Ford Car - $50 (306) 230-6173). While talking with Razor tonight we discussed many important issues such as the recent suckiness of Larmal and the sad death of Jay B.
So I went to see X-Men the movie tonight and it was pretty good. Fact of the matter is that I figured it was going to be pretty terrible and it really wasn't, I'm quite impressed. In fact, I recommend it to all of my readers as a good night's entertainment.
Now THERE is a useful roadsign.
Damn Blue4130 for getting a bunch of bad rap stuck in my head from our trip down to Regina this weekend. All I can hear, over and over, in my head is nothing but Eminem, Geto Boys and the Rascals. For this reason, I am going to have to make the song of the day "Damn it feels good to be a gangsta" by the Geto Boys.
Dog Pound is insisting that "Heather" from the Discussion Board is just myself in disguise. If you are reading this, heather, why not send me an email to prove that you are, in fact, a real person and an avid reader of the best damned site on the internet.
LAST MINUTE ADDITION: mrp just posted this video on my Discussion Board and it is freaking hilarious. I would like someone to translate it if they could, but give it a watch!
I know mrp already posted this on his site but its just too funny for anyone to miss out on. Therefore I present to you the ultimate lamer prank.
While I'm on a run ripping off links, here's a link about a new camera filter that lets you see through clothes.
I forgot to mention in yesterday's update that Unit3 took his knife back. Stupid him.
For a bit of a nostalga effect (and since I am already graduated), I have decided to bring back the part of my site which got me in trouble many days ago. These pages were maintained as part of the rappablords site far before it grew to form its current state. At that time the page was read by a select group of CST students only, as only they would have any interest reading the content. I have restored these pages, along with the story which gained so much controversy. You can get to these pages by hitting the new link in the menu bar or by clicking here.
And to enhance the nostalgia effect, I have restored some historial information about the creation of this site dated October of 1999, one century ago! Read More.
Is it just me or is this world getting weirder and weirder?
Don't forget to post your comments on the Discussion Board!
I wish I could put some more effort in this update, but I really need some sleep and I also have to recover from being slashed to death by Unit3's cats.
I must say I'm quite impressed with the number of hits this site has been drawing, and I really don't know why. Many of them come from the states, so somebody is spreading the word. WELCOME VISITORS! I HOPE MY PAGE SUPPLIES YOU WITH PROSPERITY AND OVERALL MEDIOCRE VIEWING PLEASURE.
It was freaking hot today in the good ol' town of Saskamatoon. So hot that I woke up this morning and said to myself "Damn! I best be gettin' out to the lake to do some swimmin'!". And so I did, and I swam good. I was also on call today for work, but when people phoned I basically just told them all that I wasn't able to help them and that they had better wait until monday :).
I know everyone has probably seen this banner before but I just can't get over the whole premise. These guys are selling internet service by premoting the fact that you could download illegal pirated copies of Metallica mp3s faster than a regular modem. Thats pretty sweet. Next thing you know there will be drinking instructions on Lysol cans.
I'm gonna be gone tomorrow...I'm off to Regina to visit Unit3 and possibly buy a stand-up arcade game. Perhaps on Monday I will be feeling brave and try and bring Razor a box of doughnuts at the police dept. I think I may need to get a few boxes because by the time I get to Razor most of them will be gone :).
Congratulations go out to Razor who just scored a job working for the police department as a (correct me if I'm wrong) software support technician. Yes, this was the job I had posted on the discussion board but he had applied long before that. I'll be by Razor's place later to drop off a box of doughnuts. I'm sure he would appreciate any charitable donations coming his way...
I have noticed that Larmal has been getting in the habit of updating weekly instead of daily. Also, the EJ Webcam which is supposed to update every minute hasn't changed in over a week. I feel really ripped off. Anyhow, JayB made a guest appearance the other day with an update. I wonder what ever happened to that guy, he doesn't seem to be cracking SETI Blocks anymore either. Either way, I feel for the demise of EJ so I am calling on all you loyal readers to go support the page which we were once at war with. I just can't help but feel bad for Larmal sometimes...he's just so damned cute.
Here's a mind-bender for ya'll
A just recieved an important, sad email from Dog Pound regarding his new love. I now share it with you... Is it just me or is DP getting a little soft?? I remember a time when a little letdown like this would only encourage the guy. Just remember, there are plenty of other ho's in da sea!
Well thats it for today's update, had to do some more O/T tonight and I am going back in at 6:00AM. I'm not looking forward to this but I am hoping to sneak away to the lake sometime this weekend, considering I was hoping to get to Regina saturday night but it looks like Unit3 isn't going to be around to visit. Maybe we'll still go...we'll see.
Thats right! If you already have an account on my server you already have an email account too! Just call up your favorite email reader (Outlook, Netscape...) and enter rblords.com as the pop3 server. You will have to use a different smtp server, however, so if you already have an existing pop3 email account somewhere else just enter the smtp server from that account. If you can't get it to work just let me know and I'll fix it up! If you don't have an account already, then you can leave me a message about why you feel you deserve one and you may just get one afterall.
I apoligize if my site has been loading slow lately, but it seems that my ISP has been under a bit of load lately or something. Or perhaps its just the local neighbours fighting over bandwidth. Either way its slow but will hopefully get better.
I had this link forwarded to me today and it made me chuckle and shake my head. As many of you know, I like Linux. I started to run Linux in September of 1999 because I needed an NAT Firewall for the rest of my network, and linux seemed to be the popular choice. I had used mrp's box to retrieve my email, etc, for some time (even used it for dialup internet access for awhile), and I quite liked the feel of the operating system. Coming from an Amiga background, Linux offered the type of power and configurability that I felt Windows lacked. But enough about me, I have prepared a short article about why I like linux, and have tried to remain as non-biased as possible to offer an intelligent opinion.
Last minute update:
Thats right, and you heard it here first...
If you have been following the conversations in the Discussion Board, you would already know that YC has announced that he will be leaving to persue a career in the nearby town of Humbolt. For those of you who don't live in this area, Humbolt is an angry farm town which produces the finest moonshine this side of moosejaw. Hopefully wherever YC moves into he will have internet access but who knows. To commemorate this occasion and to send a farewell to the great YC I have prepared a comic to mark the occasion.
The link of the day comes from Blue4130, www.icebox.com, "its got lots of cool flash cartoons and shit". Just take a look at Episode 6 of Zombie College.
Wow! Mel has changed her page! It now features a semi-daily update and a new design, but don't worry, you can still find the usual content such as the ever so addictive game MelYatzee! Make sure to check it out, she needs the hits to help feed her children!
I revamped the Comic Page a little today. Basically, I just organized the old comics a little better into a Comic Archives section.
Send them to me!
I don't think Larmal is updating his site any more. This must mean that he has aquired some kind of a life. Thats odd. I wonder if this has something to do with the fact that I haven't heard from any of my readers in the last week. I must be the only one left on the internet...and here I am wasting my time updating a stupid site that nobody cares about. (sigh) I need some good lovin.
Today's quote comes, again, from Dog Pound:
- Dog Pound referring to my new job
I believe the end of the world is coming soon. Animals all over Canada are going crazy. The other day some person is BC got killed by her own cow after the cow turned against her in an angry rage and trampled her. Does this seem strange to you? Let this be a lesson to you all: Never trust a cow.
Being a MicroSoft business, we had a new shipload of updated keyboards shipped to us today to prepare for the office2000 upgrade. They claim they have improved the efficiency of the main office applications so well that only 3 keyboard keys are now required (see above). For their next release they hope that the keyboard will be eliminated alltogether and the package will simply be shipped with a hammer.
Worked some more overtime today so I am tired and I am going to end this here. Please send me in some content everybody, I am running out of originality! Ha. Should get some emails about that...
I received a rather frightening email from Unit3 today regarding the picture I put up of my new swiss army knife. It read:
I have NO IDEA what he is talking about, I found this knife at a pawn shop downtown and it cost my $20, so unless he can find me $20 then he don't get no knife. Come to think of it, I still owe him $30 or something. So that means he only owes me $10. That makes sense, right? Thought so...
Another comic today by the great soul_d. Watch out, these are getting more harsh every time.
I wish I could do more for an update but quite frankly I spent too much time tonight wackin off to Larmal's webcam. Damn that bitch is hot. I best be fetchin' me some grits!
Looks like Unit3 is advertising my site on mr-t.pwrsrc.net now, I guess that means I have to put his banner up as well :). As soon as he sends me one I will.
So far I have had 3 submissions for the T-Shirt contest, and I am beginning to think that I will receive no more. This is the last chance to send in your submission before I begin printing them. Get them in!!
Today I have added 2 new profiles to the Reader Bios page. One of them is mrp's which you probably already read but I forgot to add it before. The second one is new, the profile of the great Audiophile
And now for a quote from Dog Pound:
Please spread the word.
Hey, I have a new video today!